Wikihood/Ep 18
From The Wikihood
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{Open to a distorted void. Gilbert, The 386 and Count X are there.}
GILBERT: Great! Now we're stuck here!
THE 386: No, we're not. {background changes} We're back in the field! We went through my portal.
GILBERT: He's gone... Strong Sader is at peace. Heaven...
MINA: {still under the heavy lourde} Can someone please get this off of me? My spine is going into my feet.
THE THING'S MOM: The thing can not talk he is grounded for saying Hi to Mr. Peanut.
{Cut back to The Code's Computer Room}
THE CODE: Soo... I am alone here and Dark Sader is out there. Aw, nuts. I'm just work on this robot then. {Starts working on a robot head}
X-BOT: Can I help?
COUNT X: I'll help too.
THE CODE: Oookay. Here are the blueprints. {Presses a button on his laptop, blueprints appear on the screen}
COUNT X: Why do you have that sticking out?
X-BOT: Yes, why do you have that sticking out? It doesn't look right.
THE CODE: Huh what?
{Pan camera to blueprint view.}
COUNT X: THAT THING! The hyperthermoticulator laser, built with a 99-HPoo00o Drive, with four excess spinning turbo thrustors and a PhotoAtomicTranSombogulationYectoplanzonziptomizer. Put it inside the body and when it needs to fire, the chassis opens and the laser fires.
THE CODE: Uhhh.... I think its not supposed to be on the blueprint. {Points to the front view} You can see that the front view doesn't haves it. I think that it's not necessary. {Presses a key and it disappears} Ok, the head is done. What do you have done there?
COUNT X: Blame Dav Pilkey. He made that up. Oh, I puts a T.V on it.
{Cut to an open plain. Dark Sader appears.}
DARK SADER: With Strong Sader gone, nothing will stop me from ruling the world!
???: I WILL!
{Pan over to Superman}
DARK SADER: No, you're not in the plot.
{Dark Sader blasts Superman into ash. Cut back to The Code's Computer Room.}
X-BOT: There, it's all done.
COUNT X: Thanks, I could go for some burgers right now. Want some coffee, The Code?
{cut to Techno, standing at the portal to the real world from the Wikitrix}
TECHNO: Ummmm… {does it for 10 seconds} Keyyyyy…boardddddddd… wherrrrrrrrrrre… arrrrrrrre… youuuuuuuu…? Whyyyyyyyyy… isssssss… myyyyyyyyy… skinnnnnnn… blackkkkkk…?
THE 386: Cut the crap, Techno! We ain't seen the last of this yet!
TECHNO: Uhhhhhh… heythreeeightysixhowyadoinareyouevilareyougoodgivemecoffeecoffeecoffee!
THE 386: I can't understand that! Speak in a normal voice!
THE THING: DoIhavetospeakinanormalvoicetoo
GILBERT: Of course you freakin' do!
THE 386: Techno, what'd you find?
GILBERT: GUMPOOPER! {Turns into a fridge.} Oh no! The glitches are back!
MOTHER 386: {yelling} All right now, what'd you do to your child, The thing's mom?
THE THING'S MOM: Shut up!
{Draws a shotgun, and guns down Mother 386.}
THE 386: No one kills my mom!! {he suddenly holds his energy sword, and slices The thing's mom in half}
{Mother 386 is dieing on the floor.}
MOTHER 386: Son...
THE 386: {sniff} Yes?
THE THING: Nooooooo! You killed my mom! Wait Yay now I can do whatever I want!
{Gilbert (Now a fridge) topples over, and crushes The Thing.}
MOTHER 386: Look after my pet The Cheat for me?
{Video killed the radio star starts playing.}
TECHNO: This is getting worse and gggggggggggggglose? {Techno explodes from the glitchness, but no dying for you!}
{Everyong falls into a big pit}
THE 386: That is not true!
{ending}
