Wikihood 2/eps/29

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29 Zombies on a Plane

Synopsis

CAST (in order of appearence):

Transcript

{Open up to the LoE's base. Zombies and vampires pound on the door.}

DARLON: Once again, thanks for the titanium, Nived.

{Cut outside in the now apocayptic FCUSA.}

STRONG SADER: {Zombie like attributes are now healed} I have to escape. {Thinks for a moment} That's it! This is a Wikihood plot!

{A small hole rips open in the fourth wall, Strong Sader jumps to the other side. Drakul and Chwoka attempt to give chase, but Plotman arrives.}

PLOTMAN: PLOTPLOT! {Repairs the wall and makes it undead-proof, preventing them from following. OOC: Please don't follow me, I have subplot I'd like to try.}

DRAKUL: He shall pay. Ve shall take all of his blood.

{At the headquarters...}

NIVED: I've installed Anti-transport mechanisms. People cannot materialize inside, except in this tube. This tube can only be opened/broken from the outside.

{Off-Screen}

HOMESTAR: Are you sure this will work?

ZOMHOCK: Trust me, I saw it on MythBusterrrrs.

DARLON: Oh. Crud. They're imitating MythBusters! RUN!

NIVED:DEPLOY THE THERMITE!

{Thermite pours onto everybody near the door. Nived runs into his lab. Suddently, the door blows off, and the LoE floods with three inches of water everywhere. The Zombies (now covered in Thermite) rush in and start playing "Time of the Season". The Undead walk in and eat The Zombie's brains, then wobble towards Dark Sader. Every Zombie covered in thermite suddnenly reacts, and they melt into nothing}

NIVED: {Offscreen} Water? Perfect.

{Unfortunately, only the band had Thermite on them, and the rest wobble towards the rest of the LoE, when two bats fly in.}

MEEK ZOMBIE: Never underestimate the power of Mr. Savage and Mr. Heinimann's Mustache!

DRAKUL: So Nived, wherever you are... You were smart enough not to choose Ekul's even worse one... You shall pay for making me undead...

CHWOCULA: Wanna suck Darlon's blood in the meantime?

{Dark Sader vaporises The Marzipan Zombie with his laser fingers, creating and escape route.}

ZOMBIPAN: Oh, not cool...

DARK SADER: Quick! This way!

{The three living escape to Nived's bedroom, and barricade themseves in, saving themselves for a while. However, tow bats fly through before it closes and hide.}

DARLON: I think we're safe.

{Chwocula turns to normal}

CHWOCULA: Va! Darlon! {Bites his neck. Chwoka's eyes dilate, and he falls to the floor, unconcious as he turns to normal.}

DARLON: Fool. I have no blood. I only have pure evil coursing through my veins. {Glows red.} I'm a demon!

{The Drakul bat attempts to bite Dark Sader, but he grabs him by the neck, and knocks him out with a confuse ray from his fingers.}

DARK SADER: Okay, what do we do now?

NIVED: They have breached our fortress. Fortunately, I have an escape plan. {Whispers}

DARK SADER: Okay, lets set it in motion!

{Note: Ekul, you write the escape sequence.}

{After gathering their posessions, they run into a tall shaft, with fragile ledges.}

NIVED: Climb up this shaft and we're free to go into the launch sequence

{Nived, Dark Sader and Darlon fly up the shaft as it starts to self destruct. They reach the top at one second remaining and blast off. Their ship departs to some unknown location}

DRAKUL: I'll get you Nived!

{Cut to the inside of the rocket, they have brought Chwoka along for reasons unknown.}

DARK SADER: Is it alright if I sleep? {Nived nods. Dark Sader falls asleep instantly upon this.}

{Chwoka gets up.}

CHWOKA: What happened? I feel woozy and...evil...

NIVED: Hello. You may be of service to us.

{Cut to Kyves in his plane. Homsar is with him}

HOMSAR: Ooh noo! I see green people!!

KYVES: This is it. I don't know who besides us has survived, but I bet it's below 5. I'm going to have to get some holy weapons of some sort.

{Kyves lands in the Trash Can}

TRASH CAN: Malevolent entity detected in Ekul. Seal against him?

KYVES: Yeah.

HOMSAR: We're all dressed sideways and anywhere to go...

ZOMHOCK: {offscreen} Mindlessly do s\\a riot at the LoE's headquarters! {Cheering and screaming is heard from here on out} Torches! Pitchforks! Baqttering rams! Look, here's a trash can to throw!

{Zomhock throws the trash can at the LoE's hideout.}

TRASH CAN: Exterior thrown. Trasportation suggested.

KYVES: Alright, lift off.

{The trash can flies into the air}

{Multiple zombies hold onto its side and get ontop of it.}

TRASH CAN: WARNING: EXCESSIVE WEIGHT ADDED TO UNIT. CAN NO LONGER LIFT SELF/

KYVES: C'mon! Just get into space! C'monnn...

{Cut to a exterior view. The trashcan falls through the roof of Bubs'}

KYVES: This is stupid. Why haven't you engaged turbo-thrusters? Or shielding?

TRASH CAN: I... forgot.

{The zombies are blasted off by the shields. The trash can floats into space}

BUBS: We did it! We rule the known world!

{Cut to the LoE's ship. Chwoka is manning the monitor}

CHWOKA: Foreign object approaching! It appears to have non-undead people in it. Permission to dock?

NIVED: It's that Trash Can of Ekul's... no sense wasting our time worrying about it. It's probably just that duck and some other stupid person.

CHWOKA: Let me put it this way... we're on a collision course and if we don't let it be known that they can dock, they will severely damage our air supply.

NIVED: I'm notifying them to change their heading.

{Cut to Kyves}

KYVES: They want us to change our heading!

HOMSAR: Phantasms are the Louie

KYVES: The LoE? How the crap do you know that?

HOMSAR: My mind is boggle...

KYVES: Whatever. We don't want to waste our strength fighting the LoE. Change course to the moon.

{Cut to the LoE}

CHWOKA: Sir! They're challenging us to a race to da MOOOON!

NIVED: Activate Turbo thrusters!

{From now on, it's silent split screen, monitoring the LoE (and Chwoka), Kyves and Homsar, the Zombies, and Chwoka's radar display. Whoever's scene is the most dominant (i.e. uses sound) grows}

KYVES: They're racing us! Alright, go to full manuel. I'm a pilot, and it's time for me to pilot like mad.

{The trash can starts manuevering like crazy towards the moon. Cut back to the Earth.}

VANHOCK: We won! Bring out the liqour!

{All H*R characters give Vanhock blank stares.}

VANHOCK: Ummm...you know, how about we just dance?

BUBS: That sounds like a good idea.

{All characters on screen dance in a disco-like fashion. Cut to Strong Bad's Basement which has been converted into a bunker. Strong Sader, who has escaped back from the other side of the fourth wall, Strong Sad, The KoT, The Poopsmith and Pom Pom are there.}

STRONG SADER: Well, the sub-atomic air and rain filters are working, so we should be able to live long enough to starve to death.

KING OF TOWN: OH, HOLY FRUITS! That's my worst nightmare.

POM POM: {Rolls his eyes and bubbles.} (Yeah, I bet it is.)

{Thump..Thump...Thump!}

HOMESTAR: AAAAHHH! HEWP ME GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON HEWE MAWZIPAN ATE THE CHEAT BWAAAAH! LET ME IN!

STRONG SADER: If you're not a zombie, why did you eat Vanhock's brain an hour ago?

HOMESTAR: Oh, I do that all the time.

{Strong Sader lets him in, he's visibly fine. The sceen suddenly changes to a computer monitor. A window labeled "Status Report" appears as the text rapidly writes across the screen: "THE END IS NIGH REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPE-" The screen fizzles into darkness. No credits.}

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