Wikihood/Ep 19.9
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Characters
You must control only H*R characters. And Eric, I got rid of it. EVERYONE controls everyone.
Transcript
{Cut to 404 page. Homestar walks onscreen.}
HOMESTAR: Sowwy guys, Episode 20 is delayed, due to-
{A brick is thrown at Homestar.}
SB: {offscreen} Yes!
{Strong Head zooms onscreen.}
SH: Good shot body!
{Strong Body's hand sticks out, with a thumbs up. Cut to the field.}
THE KOT: {Eating a pound of butter} I don't know what Strong Bad put in this, but it's good!
HOMESTAR: Ow my head...
BUBS: Brick throwing costs five bucks!
STRONG MAD: MAKE THAT 5 CENTS!
BUBS: Sorry big guy, gotta earn money!
HOMESTAR: You got it wight! I will give myself two bucks! {Takes 2 bucks from his pocket and puts it back again}
{Strong Sad enters.}
STRONG SAD: Hasn't anyone noticed that we're stuck in some horrible "Page Not Found" world?
{Strong Mad punches Strong Sad offscreen.}
The KOT: {out of character} Nice punch Strong Mad! You knocked that elephant out of here like a baseball!
{Strong Mad also punches The KOT offscreen, if he's on.}
The KOT: I guess I'll probably be knocked out cold for the rest of this episode.
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAahh! We'll be surfing on a brick door.
STRONG MAD: QUIT YOUR BABBLING!
{Strong Sad leaps on screen and decks Strong Mad. (What a twist!) Angry, Strong Mad decks Strong Sad repeatedly (Stunt Spooktacular!)}
STRONG BAD: Man, do I have to buy you ALL cold ones?
STINKOMAN: Yeah!
STRONG BADMAN: Yes!!
SIR STRONG BAD: Yes, what for!
DA HUUUUDGE: Yeeeeees!
TINY HANDED STRONG BAD: Yes!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Yes, Garbledina!
VECTOR STRONG BAD: Yes.
VECTOR HOMESTAR: Tooooooons!
{Vector Strong Mad punches Vector Homestar offscreen.}
STRONG BAD: I quit this job. {Walks away}
{Long pause}
VECTOR HOMESTAR: {Offscreen} Games!
STRONG MAD: COME BACK!
{another punch is heard ofscreen}
STRONG SAD: {high on caffine} Hey Strong Mad! Hey Strong Mad! Wanna play- Wanna play Punch buggy? Wanna play Punch buggy?
STRONG MAD: STOP DRINKING COFFEE!
{A grey Volkswagen passes.}
STRONG MAD: PUNCH BUGGY GREY!
{Strong Mad punches Strong Sad, HARD.}
HOMESTAR: I'm fweakin' bowed.
STRONG BAD: DO NOT SAVE THE LAST EMAIL FOR STRONG SAD!
{Homeschool teleports in.}
HOMESCHOOL: Hey guys. Look at this! {Shows them a calculator}
STRONG BAD: Pfft. A girly calculator.
HOMESCHOOL: It's not only a calculator, Strong Bad. Its is one of the oldest but best portable personal computer! {Zoom to it showing that is an Olivetti machine}
STRONG BAD: Whatever.
STRONG SAD: Uh, hey Homeschool. Are you, um, really using it? I thought of having it to, um, print out easier my poems. Because, um, Strong Bad wont let me use his computer to print thigs.
STRONG BAD: No way you would put your greasy fingers on my precious Lappy, Dumpus!
HOMESCHOOL: Sure Strong Sad, you can have this similar one. {Takes one a slighty different one and gives it to Strong Sad} And to print, you need this. {Gives him a printer with the same colors} To use them you need to place them this way. {Fits the printer on the calculator-like computer.} Also, I'm not using these compatible cartridges, you can have them. One of them is labelet "word processor," use it for your poems. {Gives Strong Sad some small cartridges}
STRONG SAD: How simple. Thanks Homeschool.
HOMESCHOOL: You're welcome.
STRONG BAD: Oh look, Distant Cousin is giving things away for Dumpus.
HOMESCHOOL: Shut up, Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: How about you, nerd!
HOMESCHOOL: Oh, that's it.
STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm so scared of you. What are you going to do, hurt my brain with math problems? {laughs}
HOMESCHOOL: No. I WILL KILL ALL THE BULLIES! Starting with you!
STRONG BAD: Strong Mad? Err, ahh, a little help?
STRONG MAD: Don't hurt my little brother!
{Strong Mad punches Homeschool offscreen. Homeschool's head comes off to reveal... the Goblin?}
STRONG MAD: {laughs loudly}
{The Goblin's head comes off to reveal... Marzipan?!?!}
STRONG MAD: NO!
STRONG SAD: Wha?!?
{A caption appears saying: "The univerce is screwed!"}
{Credits}
