Wikihood/Ep 16
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Transcript
THE THING: Haldo!
THE 386: Jeez, The Cheat... can't sneak up on a brotha like that.
MNIA: {Wakes Up} Ow, What happened? Oh wait, I got hit on the head, That's right.
THE CODE (AGAIN FROM X-BOT'S HEAD): X-Bot! Can you listen me? Please come to my computer room as soon as possible.
MNIA: {ear twitches} Hmmm, my ears only twitch when something bad is going to happen. But, nothing bad's gonna happen, right?
PIEINBUBSFACE: {off screen} Sure, nothing bad will happen to you while I suffer the worst torture ever....... or not. I going to denmark.... You guys can {loudly} Suffer! {normal} Ahahaha. Minions attack!!!! {300 evil minions attack, they pull a screw out of X-bot} Mahaha {leaves for Denmark}
MNIA: I knew it! I knew something bad was going to happen!
X-BOT: Wait for it...
{X-Bot transforms into X-Agent 3000.}
X-A-3K: The scary thing about me is...
{Zoom out to see thousands of X-Agent 3000's.}
X-A-3K: ...there's lot's of me.
ROBOT DEVIL: Oh, please. Like you don't have your own private circle in Robot Hell?
X-A-3K: GO BACK TO JERSEY!
{Static. Cut to the "Site not Found" page, with chocolate covering most of it. Empty music plays. X-Bot 3000, the Robot Devil and Bender walks onscreen.}
X-BOT: What is this substance?
BENDER: It looks like oil.
ROBOT DEVIL: Jeez... I'm surrounded by idiots. It's chocolate.
X-BOT: Who likes chocolate?
{Techno walks across the screen, holding some chocolate in his hand, around his mouth, choc. stains and on his shirt, choc. stains.}
X-BOT: TECHNO!
ROBOT DEVIL: TECHNOCHOCOLATE!
BENDER: TECHNO PARTY?
{X-Bot 3000, the Robot Devil and Bender chase after Techno, then cut to a hospital. Count X is in a hospital. Everyone is standing around him. Count X coughs.}
COUNT X: ...X-Bot... {coughs} ...take my mind... {wheezes} ...my legacy m-must g-go on...
{The heartbeat monitor goes straight. X-Bot shuts down. Dramatic music plays.}
THE CODE: He was a great person. Enough with this for me, I can't watch another death. {Walks away}
{Cut to an unknown mansion. Count X's lifeless body is lying on a table, while other people are using machines.}
???: Is he alright?
ENGINEER: Yes, he's stable.
???: Put him in the SPOS unit hurry.
{Cut to a table lifting up with Count X looking like Darth Vader except that his suit looks like his robes and he is wearing robes below his waist and he has no legs, but a hoverlift. ??? walks up.}
???: Count X? Can you hear me? Say something.
DARTH X: Hello. How would you like salsbury steak for lunch?
???: Go on.
DARTH X: And for dessert, how would you like some delicious chopped heads?
???: What, like an animals head.?
DARTH X: No, I mean yours.
{??? comes out of the shadows to reveal,Lord X. Your Mom is in the background.}
LORD X: Yes, yes. {laughs maniacly}
{Dramatic music plays. Cut to The Field. OOC: NO-ONE knows about Darth X. Strong Sader and Gilbert walk up, they are having ice cream.}
STRONG SADER: Hi, evil lord guy. You a friend?
{Dark Sader enters.}
DARK SADER: Evil Lord guy, eh? Wanna form an evil alliance?
THE 386: I've got the heart monitor. Wait... {points to heart monitor near CX, it finally starts pulsing} Count X is coming back to life. Look...
STRONG SADER: Yes! He's alive!
GILBERT: Yay! Let's get more Ice Cream!
TECHNO: {running by with even more robots chasing him} Chocolate Ice Cream?
{a scream is heard offscreen}
THE 386: {offscreen} Uh, yeah!
STRONG SADER: What's next? An abort ending to raise the suspense?
{Techno walks by the other way and steals the ice cream.}
{ENDING}
