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30 The Not-so-final Curtain

Synopsis

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Transcript

{Open to the surface of the moon. Ekul's trash can lands. Cut to the inside, as it land, Kyves and Homsar fly up as it crash land, but slowly floats down}

KYVES: Ah, moon gravity. So fun. Let's go outside. Let's see... is this part of the moon facing the sun?

HOMSAR: I can't whistle Ketmartha, burt maybe that's because my boot hit the target

{Kyves looks around}

KYVES: Wasn't the LoE behind us?

{A flash of blue light comes from behind. Strong Sader and Homestar are there.}

STRONG SADER: There. I knew that that teleportation program would come in handy! Too bad it can only handle a mod plus one. The others would have liked to die helping us escape... Maybe.

KYVES: Drakul is still in FCUSA, right? We should be safe. Unless... Oh crap, Ekul is a mod too!

STRONG SADER: Oh, crap that's right! Wait a second... {A small hole opens in the simulation. Strong Sader reaches in and adjest a few things.} Okay, I've put an encryption on the program. It won't remain locked perminently is I know Ekul, but it'll at least buy some time.

KYVES: Yeah. The important thing is to take advantage of this. If we keep moving while we plan, we can... hey, is it just me or are the stars disappearing?

{Cut to the sky, where some of the stars start to fade away}

SIMULATION MAINFRAME: ERROR! MEMORY LOSS! ERROR! MEMORY LOSS! UNKNOWN VIRUS!

KYVES: Virus? Oh no... Jerxie couldn't take us over... so he's trying to take us down with him!

{Cut to the real world. The simulator is smoking, lack of maintainence causing an overheat. Cut back to the moon, a large crack opens in the sky and jerxie in his crab form emerges, covered in cheese.}

JERXIE: You guessed right, my friend. Thanks to some neat collapses in the physics algorithems, I was able to escape my gravitational cheese prison! Now prepare to suffer!

{The system loss causes a large disturbance. The system makes a clicking sound and starts ejecting people randomly out of the simulation. Cut to Nived, who is disconnected}

NIVED: I... I can't log back on. Well, I'd better take advantage of this time... Operation Dome-ination.

{Cut back to Drakul. He looks up into the sky.}

DRAKUL: Jerxie... Once I absorb the soul of Jerxie I will rule everything!

{Drakul wires into the simulation and ends up in orbit around the moon. He turns into a bat and returns to the surface}

KYVES: Crap, Drakul! How did you get here so fast?

DRAKUL: Jerxie has a strong enough presence to track... I'll deal with you later.

JERXIE: {Thinking} Hmm, this guy's evility stats are off the scale. If I get him I'll be unstappable! {Speaking} Come here!

{Jerxie fires a bolt of glitchy lightening at Drakul. Drakul's form is ripped from Ekul, who collapses from a number of burns. Drukul is then fried in Jerxie's gbrip and then tossed to the moondust laden ground.}

JERXIE: Okay, lets make a deal: I'll spare you if youe surrender yourself to me now.

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