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| - | ==Transcript==
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| - | '''THE THING:''' Haldo!
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| - | '''THE 386:''' Jeez, The Cheat... can't sneak up on a brotha like that.
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| - | '''MNIA:''' ''{Wakes Up}'' Ow, What happened? Oh wait, I got hit on the head, That's right.
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| - | '''THE CODE (AGAIN FROM X-BOT'S HEAD):''' X-Bot! Can you listen me? Please come to my computer room as soon as possible.
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| - | '''MNIA:''' ''{ear twitches}'' Hmmm, my ears only twitch when something bad is going to happen. But, nothing bad's gonna happen, right?
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| - | '''PIEINBUBSFACE:''' {off screen} Sure, nothing bad will happen to you while I suffer the worst torture ever....... or not. I going to denmark.... You guys can {loudly} Suffer! {normal} Ahahaha. Minions attack!!!! {300 evil minions attack, they pull a screw out of X-bot} Mahaha {leaves for Denmark}
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| - | '''MNIA:''' I knew it! I knew something bad was going to happen!
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| - | '''X-BOT:''' Wait for it...
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| - | ''{X-Bot transforms into X-Agent 3000.}''
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| - | '''X-A-3K:''' The scary thing about me is...
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| - | ''{Zoom out to see thousands of X-Agent 3000's.}''
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| - | '''X-A-3K:''' ...there's lot's of me.
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| - | '''ROBOT DEVIL:''' Oh, please. Like you don't have your own private circle in Robot Hell?
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| - | '''X-A-3K:''' GO BACK TO JERSEY!
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| - | ''{Static. Cut to the "Site not Found" page, with chocolate covering most of it. Empty music plays. X-Bot 3000, the Robot Devil and Bender walks onscreen.}''
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| - | '''X-BOT:''' What is this substance?
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| - | '''BENDER:''' It looks like oil.
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| - | '''ROBOT DEVIL:''' Jeez... I'm surrounded by idiots. It's chocolate.
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| - | '''X-BOT:''' Who likes chocolate?
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| - | ''{Techno walks across the screen, holding some chocolate in his hand, around his mouth, choc. stains and on his shirt, choc. stains.}''
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| - | '''X-BOT:''' TECHNO!<br>
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| - | '''ROBOT DEVIL:''' TECHNOCHOCOLATE!<br>
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| - | '''BENDER:''' TECHNO PARTY?
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| - | ''{X-Bot 3000, the Robot Devil and Bender chase after Techno, then cut to a hospital. Count X is in a hospital. Everyone is standing around him. Count X coughs.}''
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| - | '''COUNT X:''' ...X-Bot... ''{coughs}'' ...take my mind... ''{wheezes}'' ...my legacy m-must g-go on...
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| - | ''{The heartbeat monitor goes straight. X-Bot shuts down. Dramatic music plays.}''
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| - | '''THE CODE:''' He was a great person. Enough with this for me, I can't watch ''another'' death. ''{Walks away}''
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| - | ''{Cut to an unknown mansion. Count X's lifeless body is lying on a table, while other people are using machines.}''
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| - | '''???:''' Is he alright?
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| - | '''ENGINEER:''' Yes, he's stable.
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| - | '''???:''' Put him in the SPOS unit hurry.
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| - | ''{Cut to a table lifting up with Count X looking like Darth Vader except that his suit looks like his robes and he is wearing robes below his waist and he has no legs, but a hoverlift. ??? walks up.}''
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| - | '''???:''' Count X? Can you hear me? Say something.
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| - | '''DARTH X:''' Hello. How would you like salsbury steak for lunch?
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| - | '''???:''' Go on.
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| - | '''DARTH X:''' And for dessert, how would you like some delicious chopped heads?
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| - | '''???:''' What, like an animals head.?
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| - | '''DARTH X:''' No, I mean yours.
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| - | ''{??? comes out of the shadows to reveal,Lord X. Your Mom is in the background.}''
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| - | '''LORD X:''' Yes, yes. ''{laughs maniacly}''
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| - | ''{Dramatic music plays. Cut to The Field. OOC: NO-ONE knows about Darth X. Strong Sader and Gilbert walk up, they are having ice cream.}''
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| - | '''STRONG SADER:''' Hi, evil lord guy. You a friend?
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| - | ''{Dark Sader enters.}''
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| - | '''DARK SADER:''' Evil Lord guy, eh? Wanna form an evil alliance?
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| - | '''THE 386:''' I've got the heart monitor. Wait... ''{points to heart monitor near CX, it finally starts pulsing}'' Count X is coming back to life. Look...
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| - | '''STRONG SADER:''' Yes! He's alive!
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| - | '''GILBERT:''' Yay! Let's get more Ice Cream!
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| - | '''TECHNO:''' ''{running by with even more robots chasing him}'' Chocolate Ice Cream?
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| - | ''{a scream is heard offscreen}''
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| - | '''THE 386:''' ''{offscreen}'' Uh, yeah!
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| - | '''STRONG SADER:''' What's next? An abort ending to raise the suspense?
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| - | ''{Techno walks by the other way and steals the ice cream.}''
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| - | ''{ENDING}''
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