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HOMESTAR: Uh, no. I...Took it...to the cleaners...
STRONG SADER: To get it Brain-washed!
{Cut to Ekul banging drums in the "Rimshot" style.}
EKUL: Oh, snizzle!
{Cut to the other side of the door. Homestar is still a zombie.}
HOMESTAR: Well, after that I took it out for some nice dinnor. I have it right hewe!
{Homestar holds up a pink towel with spaghetti in it. Cut to the other side of the door.}
STRONG SADER: Well, what should we do?
KING OF TOWN: I smell pasta. Maybe he has leftovers! Oh, how I love leftovers!
{The King of Town keeps droning on in the background, while Strong Sader and Pom Pom are talking.}
STRONG SADER: Well, what should we do? I think he's hiding something.
POM POM: {Bubbles} {Perhaps we should flip a coin.}
STRONG SADER: Goos idea.
{Strong Sader pulls out a quarter and flips it. Everything turns dramatic and slow-motioned.}
HOMESTAR: {Slow Motion} I...Have...to...get...this...brain...to...some...ice...may...I...still...come...in...?
STRONG SADER: {Slow Motion} Shut...up...we...are...still...talking...
{The coin lands on heads.}
STRONG SADER: I suppose it would help if we'd picked what would happen via outcome. Oh, well. Let's just hurt him.
{Cut to outside the door. Pom Pom rams the door down with Strong Sader, sending Zombie Homestar flying.}
STRONG SADER: Ow.
POM POM: {Bubbles} {Look! He's still a zombie!}
STRONG SADER: Hey! Why are you still a zombie! You lied! That's just food!
HOMESTAR: Ow. It was just a costume! Like on Scooby Doo! {Removes his mask}
STRONG SADER: So, wait. This whole thing-?
HOMESTAR: No, Just me.
{Hundreds of zombies bust down the door and Begin towards the gang. Just then, Vindicator comes in wearing an Indianna Jones hat and holding a whip. He whips some zombies away and latches the whip on to others, making them collide into each other.}
STRONG SADER: Oh, Vindi! Wait, why are you here?
VINDICATOR: I did some soul searching and realized Wikihood was good. But this is generally a lie. Now, let's go to DA MOOOOOOON!
STRONG SADER: Why, may I ask?
VINDICATOR: Oh, continuity.
STRONG SADER: Ah.
{Cut to the moon. Strong Sader and Vindicator are there.}
STRONG SADER: So, what?
{The Trash Can and the LOE both land here. Kyves and Homsar exit out pf the trash can.}
STRONG SADER: Hey! It's those good guys!
{Strong Sader looks at the LOE.}
STRONG SADER: And those not so good guys?
VINDICATOR: Yeah. Look, I need to say something;I've found an alternate dimension, a Redo of Wikihood You could say.
STRONG SADER: And it's just been sitting there, waiting to be unearthed?
VINDICATOR: Well, I plan to settle down there. But before I could, I was stopped and told to come help you guys.
STRONG SADER: Help how?
VINDICATOR: Well, I figure I'll just cop out something stupid and useless.
{Vindicator pulls out a bomb.}
VINDICATOR:Will this do?
STRONG SADER: Maybe, but for it to work, we'd need to go aboard the conveniently placed Sister Ray.
{Cut to the Sister Ray from Final Fantasy VII, Except on the moon. Vindicator loads the bomb into the cannon.}
STRONG SADER: Super Zombie Rocket Rocket fire!
{Strong Sader pushes a button, and the ray hits the planet, incinerating all zombies.}
STRONG SADER: Ya-{Gets glitched and disorted} OOAUAUAY.
VINDICATOR: What the?
{Everything around Vindicator is glitched.}
VINDICATOR: Oh, no! Some terrible thing I can't explain happened! Why aren't I affected? Oh, this is terrible and-WHAT THE FARG.
{A giant digital tear appears.}
VINDICATOR: It must be trying to reset itself. I need to get out of here!
{Vindicator hops in the trash can, and it takes off. Cut to the new Wikihood Universe, where the trash can lands in the side of the road, and Vindicator is trying to move it around like a car.}
TRASH CAN: Superi-nifigant-orz d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-am-ig-T-t-t-to-oo-ouououo hull. S-s-s-elf-deeeee-stuct-i-i-in now. Goodbye.
{The trash can explodes, and Vindicator flies into the sky, and lands in front of an old, black mansion.}
VINDICATOR: Hmm. What an old house. It has {looks in window} Bugs, mold, grout, rot, and lots of dust. {stops looking} I LOVE IT!!! I'm gonna remodel it and such, making it into the greatest place ever!
{Some strip of end credits plays while a montage of Vindicator cleaning the place, And remodeling plays. At the end, Vindicator is outside the house, then Noxigar, Then Sephiroth, Then the Spanish Inquisition, then Sephiroth, and lastly, Chwoka, who seems to be behind the house, simply watching the group. The following text than show up on the screen, in order.}
"These new people, 'friends', if you will.
They are poisoning him. I must save him.
I don't know how I escaped that rip, but I will avenge them.
'Vindi, What have you done? Wikihood Has just turned into some kind of phoenix.
And the Redux begins."
