Pokemachine
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Pokemachine is the 5th member of The Futurama Force and a moderator who never moderates.
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So what is a Pokemachine?
Once, when The Futurama Force had just been born, there was PEELer called Writer unit32. Driven by a momentary fancy, this PEELer joined a relatively new forum, the titular forum of this wiki. Before he knew it he had found himself a mod. Back in the days of madness, when there was still something to moderate, Writer unit32 adopted the term 'poking', which he used as a verb to describe any action made as a moderator. Zeebs, or perhaps another forumist had suggested the name of Pokemachine, which Writer unit32 started to use as his custom title. Later, he got our benefactors to change his name to Pokemachine, and Writer unit32 was forgotten, while Pokemachine stuck, and was soon corrupted, becoming Pokey. It is uncertain whether Pokemachine exists in the dimension known as Real Life, but there had been evidence pointing to this.
Multiple personae
It has been confirmed that Pokemachine possesses numerous personae both in real life and on the Internet, and that no one knows the true Nick. These personae include:
Real Life:
- Clive, the mentally unstable one.
- Zmitty, his conscience.
- Gordith, who sorts out random trivia.
- Abraham, the enthusiastic guy! Oh yeah!
- Leonard, the really angry person.
- Viri, the ridiculously un-self-confident aspect of Pokey's personality.
- Queek, his heroic side. (will not show up until Zombie Apocalypse)
Intarwebz:
- Writer unit32/Pokemachine, the all-but sane guy, who stays on Futurama boards.
- Slug Advisor, Chris Hansen's nemesis, who resides on HL2.net
- Vypernyke, the emo one who never replies to emails.
- Ice Menorah, a reference to Scrubs and a relatively new persona.
Insignificant facts
- In addition to being a TFFian, Pokemachine is also a PEELer, an unPEELer, a HL2.nettist and a Versipellemoid.
- He possesses the power to make every recipe for bread forgotten and get people to start making it out of the exoskeletons of crushed insects.
- Pokemachine had devised a explanation for the liar paradox, but he does not feel like sharing it with mere mortals.
- He has a lisp that gets ridiculous whenever his tongue is tired.
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The opinions of others
He does not really care, but here goes...
FAGGOT! GUESS WHO THIS IS FROM, FAGGOT! - Anonymous
I am amazing. I make lesbians straight and straights gay. - Pokemachine
Pokey can be very weird at times. In fact, all the time. Just read what he just said about himself. FuturamaPac
And once again, you Epicly McPhail at understanding humour, Eff Pee. Weird humour, but still humour. - Pokemachine
Pokey seems unable to leave the section about things other people say to said other people. In fact, he can't even leave the subject alone, and insists on pointing out the faults of other people, instead of vice versa. Though yes, it is true that Evelyn doesn't get humour. - RobotDevilRox
...STFU! - Pokemachine
Yes, RDR, STFU. - FuturamaPac
Thank you, Eff Pee! - Pokemachine
Don't call me that, damn you! - FuturamaPac
Oh, well why not, Eff Pee? It is just the pronounciation of your initials spelled out, rather than you initials, and I don't see what the big deal about that is. - Pokemachine
