Kevin's Crab-walking/Pearl Jam Incident

From The Extended Group

Background: Sometime during senior year, Kevin Devoss and Chris Goiney were on a routine mission for yearbook. Naturally this meant wandering aimlessly through Shorewood's halls discussing random issues of great interest but little importance. After minutes of walking, the duo broke into song, unleashing a ridiculous rendition of "Alive" by Pearl Jam. The merry-making was put to a stop, however, when the menacing Mr. Green loomed unexpectedly around a nearby corner. In a blind panic, Kevin and Chris stopped their singing and sprinted away from the bewildered Mr. Green.