Ms. Sukol

From The Extended Group

Ms. Sukol (or "Ms. Thukol" in some circles) was a history teacher at Shorewood High School. Several group members experienced her distinct flavor of American history during their formative years.

Idiosyncrasies

Many group members have noted some of Ms. Sukol's exaggerated physical mannerisms. These include her ability to espouse liberal revisionist history while maintaing gallons of saliva in her mouth, the results of which is a noticeable lisp. Also, the comedic dimorphism between her (normally sized) head and (abnormally small) body have led some to make comparisons with that of a vampire, imp or muppet. The speed at which she speaks also increases exponentionally with the amount of outrage she is feeling.