Mrs. Tsoming
From The Extended Group
Andy's mother and ruthless sycophant. It is easy to see where Andy gets his tact from after having met his mother.
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Characteristic Behavior
Mrs. Tsoming is characterized by an almost cartoonish friendliness. Always present and hovering whenever guests are over, Mrs. Tsoming does not let you forget her presence in the Tsoming household (in contrast to Mr. Tsoming, who is not quite as elusive as Terry's dad, but pretty close). She is famous for the polarizing dichotomy of her personality: she is both overwhelmingly generous and verbally cruel.
Famous Incidents
On two separate occassions, Mrs. Tsoming gravely insulted Terry's hair.
- When terry's hair was freshly buzzed, the first thing Mrs. Tsoming said as Terry entered their front door was: "Terry! What did you do to your hair? You used to be so good looking!"
- And then, when Terry's hair was getting long, she commented: "Terry! You look awful! It's time for a haircut!" With typical Mrs. Tsoming irrational exuberance.
Also, right after the AP Calculus test grades were received, she made a frank commentary on both Kevin's intelligence and looks when she said: "You're smarter than you look!"
Redeeming Traits
- Fun to talk to when she's not mean.
- Provides lots of food for visitors (more further in the page).
- The mother of our dear Andy.
- Is kind of like an Asian Gavin's mom.
- Keeps a tidy household.
Food That Mrs. Tsoming Has Provided Guests
- Chocolate Fortune Cookies
- Pizza
- Jello Jigglers
- Brownies
- Cookies of many varieties
- Super Tuna
- Diet Sodas
- Random Leftovers
- Various candies
- Fruits
- Delicious breads from around the world
