Pork
From The Extended Group
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Band Members
- Brett - (bass/keyboard/lyricist)
- Jeremy - (drums)
- Lukas - (lead guitar/rhythm guitar)
- Stuart - (lead vocals/lyricist)
History
The earliest incarnation of the band was known as HYP (a clever acronym of the last names of the last three members, Hilyer, Young, Peter). This band was formed in early 2000 for Mr. Kelly's English 9 class.(please see Mr. Kelly) (An even earlier band consisting of Jeremy, Lukas and John Chang formed in the summer of 1998 or 1999 and lasted only one practice. They only played one original song with 3 chords and tried to cover "Whats My Age Again" by Blink 182. Their primary competition came from Chris Goiney's band and Mike Tiltons band.) Other songs besides "Love Potion" were written despite little popularity. There was a punk song which was just 4 chords repeated pretty quickly and no drumming besides keyboard drumming. There was also a bluesy song where the chords were stolen from a Duke Ellington song.
It is important to note that these early practices took place at Stuarts house and could only occur when his parents were absent. An example is from when the "punk song" was rehearsed, Stuarts father came up and asked who was doing all the yelling, Stuart responded erroneously that we had all been doing the yelling, even though he was the only vocalist. Another example was when "Love Potion" was being extensively rehearsed in preparation for the class performance, Stuarts parents entered the room and began dancing to the reggae beat. Stuart physically forced his parents from the room in what must have been a shockingly embarrasing event.
Towards the end of Summer 2000, Jeremy was added to the band to cover drumming responsibilities and the name was changed to Pork for unknown reasons. The band began rehearsing in Jeremy's recreation room which was carpeted at the time. The Cho's were very accomodating to their schedule at first, one time even allowing Lukas to bring his friends 350 Watt bass amplifier. (which was played at approximately midnight) Songs were slowly added to the bands repetoire, and weezer songs were usually covered several times in one practice. Unusually, practicing only took up a small percentage of the time at the Cho's. The rest of the time was taken up going on long walks, ordering Dominoes pizza's and dessert pizza's and eating them, watching movies, and even sleeping. There were actually several occasions in which practices turned into overnight sleepovers. The band never performed for more than a few friends at a time and had little live experience. The "big break" came one night when Jeremy contacted the band members telling them that there would be an opportunity to play at the Berean Bible Church opening for "Fremmen" an instrumental emo/math-metal band fronted by Nathan Sikov. The band had less than 24 hours to perform. The next day after school, several covers were chosen and rehearsed quickly. They included Goldfinger's "99 Red Balloons", Radiohead's "Creep", Weezer's "You Gave your Love to me Softly" and others. The band also changed their name inexplicably to Shoenar, which was a former nickname of Jamie. There are mixed reviews on this show. The performance ended with Lukas, Jeremy and Kevin on vocals playing butchered versions of several beloved Weezer songs. It was not long thereafter that the band went on "indefinite hiatus" as members split off to join other bands.
Songs
Love Potion
Background
Love Potion was a significant hit for Pork and earned them status of one hit wonder. Written when the band was still known as HYP, it earns the distinction of being the only song that lasted into the two subsequent incarnations of HYP. The tune itself is centered around a funky bassline, which was later discovered to have been completely lifted from another song. The lyrics dealt with many of the romantic themes from Romeo and Juliet, with the title itself refering to the sleeping potion that Juliet ingested. The song was performed twice and was eventually abandoned following the break up of Shoenar.
Performances
The song was first performed by HYP as part of a Romeo and Juliet presentation in Mr. Kelly's 9th grade english class. During the performance, Stuart donned a Jamaican wig and sang with a sterotypical Jamaican accent. Having not yet purchased a bass, Brett was relegated to the keyboard. The performance was met with favorable reviews, particularly with Mr. Kelly, who would continually reference the event as the months and years bore on, even going so far as to casually refer to Lukas as "Elvis".
The final performance of Love Potion took place at the Berean Bible Church as part of a larger set of covers. By this time, Brett was fitted with his headless bass. The performance was met with sporadic applause from an apathetic youth group.
Key Lyrics
- "Sometimes, it seems that things work out for me. Sometimes, they work out not so pleasantly..."
Mrs. Bailey's Room
Background
Mrs. Bailey's Room was a song written in part by Stuart during the early practices of Pork (late 2000). It was a very simple song since there was simple a spastically played clean guitar chord with limited drumming and no bass (Brett wouldnt buy a bass until later that year). The lyrical content regarded Mrs. Baileys Classroom of which Stuart and Brett were a part. The song was never performed or recorded.
Jeremy's Spanish Song
Background
Jeremy's Spanish Song was written and recorded to fulfill a Spanish IV project. The lyrical content on the song was intended to teach the listener as to the differences between "ser" and "estar". Brett and Stuart performed their respective bass and piano lines on the same keyboard, which made recording the song particularly cumbersome. Jeremy sang the primary melody line, to which Brett and Lukas would occasionally chime in with faux-Spanish squeals and other gibberish. The song terminated with Lukas performing one of his traditionally orgasmic guitar solos, causing the band to lose the tempo entirely. The song was later resurrected as "The Elevator Song", which was practiced for one night and then abandoned completely.
Key Lyrics
- "Yo voy a Espana, la comida es muy buena."
Segueway Tavern
The content of this song is not known at this time. It consisted of a soft verse interspersed with harder chorus's and a guitar solo and even a drum solo. The chord structure was derived heavily from a Duke Ellington song as well as "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.
Key Lyrics
- "Fifty thousand cars a day, a hundred million miles away.
