Killing Two Birds With One Phone

From The Extended Group

The phrase Killing Two Birds with One Phone refers to a pun made by Brett that Jeremy has found memorable and a primary example of Brett's tendency to make puns.

Origin

One night Jeremy was driving a number of group members around Shoreline, and the decision was made to see if Lukas was available to hang out. On the Peters' doorstep Rama called Jeremy's cell phone, and two simultaneous conversations ensued. As Lukas explained that he wasn't going to go out that night, Jeremy's conversation with Rama similarly winded down without result. As Lukas' door was closing and Jeremy's cell phone turned off, Jeremy explained that Brett had used the same instance of saying "bye" to end both conversations. Brett then commented that this was "like killing two birds... with one phone." This resulted in an eruption of Jeremy cackling that lasted several minutes.