System of Rating Girls' Attractiveness

From The Extended Group

The Pie System

The Pie System was one of the premier ways of gauging female attractiveness. The "pie factor" was determined by how much pie the female in question could ingest and yet still remain attractive. To fine-tune the scale, pies with varying degrees of messiness were implemented. Chocolate pie was widely determined to be the most disgusting, and thus was indicative of an extremely attractive female.

GPA system

As most science classes are curved at around 2.7, so an average girl's attractiveness also is equivolent to 2.7 in this system. For each standard deviation above or below this mean, attractiveness increases or decreases accordingly.

Bah-Guff system

Proceeds as follows:

• Guff guff
• Guff
• Guff-Bah
• Bah (average)
• Bah-Cute
• Cute
• Cute-Cute