System of Rating Girls' Attractiveness
From The Extended Group
The Pie System
The Pie System was one of the premier ways of gauging female attractiveness. The "pie factor" was determined by how much pie the female in question could ingest and yet still remain attractive. To fine-tune the scale, pies with varying degrees of messiness were implemented. Chocolate pie was widely determined to be the most disgusting, and thus was indicative of an extremely attractive female.
