Busgirl

From The Extended Group

The phenomenon known as busgirl arose in late sophomore year or early junior year when Jamie and Lukas used to ride the bus together to school. One afternoon, Jamie pointed in an excitedly subdued tone out the window "woah, that girls really cute!". Lukas, straining to see out the window rapidly panned across the rapidly retreating faces of the students who had just exited the bus going from face to face trying to find this cute girl. Upon returning empty handed, he asked "wait, which girl?" and "that one, right there, in the black sweatshirt" came the reply. Lukas, not wanting to be rude said something to the effect of "oh, yeah?" followed by jamie recanting somewhat from his original fervor "well, she's kinda cute", "huh" said Lukas. In the days to come, jamie attempted to initiate conversation with her, by first hoping she'd sit by him, but then becoming emboldened enough to talk to her at the bus's usual stop outside the bus-lane. After a conversation which could be described as "hilarious" to passers-by, Jamie returned and admonished Lukas for "melting" which was a slang term for blushing at the time. Lukas was said to be restraining laughter at a distance of approximately 2M (7ft) distance. Jamies initial report was not promising; indeed she was a self-proclaimed aetheist vegan with distain for any holidays such as Christmas and an equal distain for all animal-products, both of which were near and dear to Jamie's heart. After deciding that it was not worth it after all, Jamie gave up chase, but that did not stop a series of semi-awkward confrontations at the local Subway sandwich shop where Bus-girl was gainfully employed. Perhaps apocryphal statements state that Jamie indeed ordered extra meat on his subway sandwiches, but this is unsubstantiated.