Anchorage, Alaska, United States

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The fictitious hit first single of an absolutely retarded (and also fictitious) American country singer who sings songs with the exact same melody and length and only varies the text before "United States".

Examples:

• "St. Louis, Missouri, United States"
• "Brasilia, Brazil, United States"
• "Munich, Germany, United States"
• "London, England, United States"

History

While on the Harrison Lake Trip in Dry Tent, Terry spontaneously sang the line "St. Louis, Missouri, United States" in a low, southern, countryish drawl. Immediately gaining popularity (for reasons that escape most), others at the trip began chiming in with different songs (see examples above).

The retarded country songs were met with highly polarized reactions from the group - Some, like Kevin thoroughly enjoyed it. Together, Terry and Kevin planned out the retarded country singer's whole first album, which included thirteen five second tracks filled with dubious geography.

Others, as mentioned earlier, really hated it. Rama in particular expressed heavy doubts about the true hilarity of the retarded country singer and yelled at us to stop.