System of Rating Girls' Attractiveness

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		+	At times (2001-2003?), especially during times of inactivity, many would gather around yearbooks in Terry's basement and as each page was presented, the most attractive girl would be selected by group members and then shared.  This method was particularly useful when it was thought that Lukas's standards for women were impossibly high (partially based off of his Sophomore and Junior crush on a future Miss Washington winner) and when people wanted to see what his tastes could be made human.

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Contents 1 The Pie System 2 GPA system 3 Bah-Guff system 4 The "Hottest on Page" system

The Pie System

The Pie System was one of the premier ways of gauging female attractiveness. The "pie factor" was determined by how much pie the female in question could ingest and yet still remain attractive. To fine-tune the scale, pies with varying degrees of messiness were implemented. Chocolate pie was widely determined to be the most disgusting, and thus was indicative of an extremely attractive female.

GPA system

As most science classes are curved at around 2.7, so an average girl's attractiveness also is equivolent to 2.7 in this system. For each standard deviation above or below this mean, attractiveness increases or decreases accordingly.

Bah-Guff system

Proceeds as follows:

• Guff guff
• Guff
• Guff-Bah
• Bah (average)
• Bah-Cute
• Cute
• Cute-Cute

The "Hottest on Page" system

At times (2001-2003?), especially during times of inactivity, many would gather around yearbooks in Terry's basement and as each page was presented, the most attractive girl would be selected by group members and then shared. This method was particularly useful when it was thought that Lukas's standards for women were impossibly high (partially based off of his Sophomore and Junior crush on a future Miss Washington winner) and when people wanted to see what his tastes could be made human.