Saddam Hussein

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Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti (Arabic: صدام حسين عبد المجيد التكريتي Ṣaddām Ḥusayn ʿAbd al-Majīd al-Tikrītī; April 28, 1937 – December 30, 2006) was the President of Iraq from 16 July 1979 until 9 April 2003.

After these subsequent events, was found from a dirty little hole and sued for a number of pretty heavy charges. He was hanged in.. Umm, I guess it was around 2006. Some dude used a cellphone camera to record his hanging, which naturally must've raised his points at the family gatherings. After that the world pretty much forgot about Saddam Hussein and his obscene moustache (well, in actuality, in his latter days he had a beard).

Current whereabouts unknown. His physical form is buried somewhere near his original birthplace, but if he has a soul, it must be in Hell right now. Possibly married to Satan himself.