Adolf Hitler

From The D Archives

Some unconfirmed facts about Adolf "Dolf" Hitler

- There were at least three Hitlers, just as there were at least five different Saddam Husseins. See Fake Hitler.

- Adolf Hitler died in 1958

- Adolf Hitler did not die in 1958, but instead fled from Germany in 1945 and moved to one of the South-American countries and assumed business as usual from there afterwards.

- Adolf Hitler escaped to the moon! (and Satan had something to do with it)

- Adolf Hitler is being kept alive by highly sophisticated life-support systems in the same cave where Osama Bin Laden currently resides in.

- Adolf Hitler was not killed in his bunker in 1945, but instead he fought the allied agent William J. "B.J." Blazkowicz in a bloody gunfight at Castle Wolfenstein, and eventually lost.

- Adolf Hitler is still alive and well today due to anti-aging technology invented by the Nazis. He remains in hiding though, and has undergone notable facial transformations.