User:Dalleer

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Zha Rodina !!

Hello, my name is Mr. Dalleer. (in a Johnny Cash-impersonation)

I'm a twenty-three year old increasingly disgruntled Finnish man. Despite what you may have heard of me, I am very much a man of peace. MÄ OLEN RAUHAN MIES!

Here's my fine and dandy long-term goals fouh' life, yo! (or perhaps just for the year 2009?)

- Finally start studying something really _interesting_ instead of studying something others would only like you to study
- Try to at least get a semi-permanent job position somewhere. Enough with this "pätkätyö"-shit.
- Do not go to Ostrobothnia. That region could best described in your life as being in the "so long and thanks for all the fish"-stage. Also, the Vaasa West Side Bloods
still have an ongoing feud with you. They see me rollin' They hatin' !!
- Remember: if all else fails, REENLIST! The army always might have a position for you as cannon fodder somewhere in Afghanistan, Blah.

Short-term goals

- Start exercising. Start exercising.. ALOT. Exercise like it was motherfuckin' 2005!
- It might not be such a bad idea to let your hair grow longer, since let's face it - you've almost always had short hair, and then when you turn bald, you'll miss the days of having a huge shaggy hairdo all the way down your ass.
- No sugar, saturated fats, Kebabs, Pizza or other shit like that. Just try to keep it simple and real healthy, you're not that picky, bitch.
- Don't worry about women, but look into Persian chicks.
- Try to read all the unread books lying around!
- Try to play through all the unfinished videogames!
- If you look presentable enough within a few weeks, continue growing a beard.