User:Dalleer
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'''Zha Rodina !!''' | '''Zha Rodina !!''' | ||
| - | '''Hello, my name is Mr. Dalleer.''' ( | + | '''Hello, my name is Mr. Dalleer.''' (like a Johnny Cash-impersonation) |
I'm a twenty-three year old increasingly disgruntled Finnish man. Despite what you may have heard of me, I am very much a man of peace. MÄ OLEN RAUHAN MIES! | I'm a twenty-three year old increasingly disgruntled Finnish man. Despite what you may have heard of me, I am very much a man of peace. MÄ OLEN RAUHAN MIES! | ||
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| + | == Personal information == | ||
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| + | '''Tagline:''' "''If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one''"<br> | ||
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| + | '''Current authors:''' Bret Easton-Ellis<br> | ||
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| + | '''Drinks:'''Nothing "too toxic" - only carbonated water and juice.<br> | ||
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| + | '''Clothing:''' Hoodies and Polo shirts (Piké-paidat)<br> | ||
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| + | '''Favorite book:''' American Psycho | ||
== Here's my fine and dandy long-term goals fouh' life, yo! (or perhaps just for the year 2009?) == | == Here's my fine and dandy long-term goals fouh' life, yo! (or perhaps just for the year 2009?) == | ||
Revision as of 16:41, 25 August 2009
Zha Rodina !!
Hello, my name is Mr. Dalleer. (like a Johnny Cash-impersonation)
I'm a twenty-three year old increasingly disgruntled Finnish man. Despite what you may have heard of me, I am very much a man of peace. MÄ OLEN RAUHAN MIES!
Personal information
Tagline: "If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
Current authors: Bret Easton-Ellis
Drinks:Nothing "too toxic" - only carbonated water and juice.
Clothing: Hoodies and Polo shirts (Piké-paidat)
Favorite book: American Psycho
Here's my fine and dandy long-term goals fouh' life, yo! (or perhaps just for the year 2009?)
- Finally start studying something really _interesting_ instead of studying something others would only like you to study
- Try to at least get a semi-permanent job position somewhere. Enough with this "pätkätyö"-shit.
- Do not go to Ostrobothnia. That region could best described in your life as being in the "so long and thanks for all the fish"-stage. Also, the Vaasa West Side Bloods
still have an ongoing feud with you. They see me rollin' They hatin' !!
- Remember: if all else fails, REENLIST! The army always might have a position for you as cannon fodder somewhere in Afghanistan, Blah.
Short-term goals
- Start exercising. Start exercising.. ALOT. Exercise like it was motherfuckin' 2005!
- It might not be such a bad idea to let your hair grow longer, since let's face it - you've almost always had short hair, and then when you turn bald, you'll miss the days of having a huge shaggy hairdo all the way down your ass.
- No sugar, saturated fats, Kebabs, Pizza or other shit like that. Just try to keep it simple and real healthy, you're not that picky, bitch.
- Don't worry about women, but look into Persian chicks.
- Try to read all the unread books lying around!
- Try to play through all the unfinished videogames!
- If you look presentable enough within a few weeks, continue growing a beard.
