Top tip
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Current revision as of 07:49, 15 May 2009
Top tip:
The next time you're skiing, and some German bastards elbow their way towards the front of the queue for the gondolas, wait until the doors on their gondola close, step forward, remove their skis from the racks on the outside, and prop them up against the wall. It makes them rather cross.