Fonzie
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Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli, a well-known ladies' man and overall alpha male of the 1950's suburban America.
The great, ever expanding achievements of the Fonz
- He owns a bar.
- Before not owning the bar he regularly frequents, he always fixes the shitty Jukebox by smacking the living shit out of it. And after that the machine always thankfully plays his favorite tunes.
- All the girls are secretly in love with the Fonz. I mean every single one. Even the old bags.
- High-School dropout (and a true rebel against the formal establishment of the time).
- Took part in a destruction derby - AND WON, OF COURSE!!
- Water-Ski'd while wearing a leather jacket and giving the two thumbs up - sign.
- Jumped over a huge row of cars with his motorcycle.
- The unquestionable leader of the Greasers.
- Stopped an alien from abducting his best friend.
- Also a martial-arts expert, naturally.
- Always wins a fight, because as the old saying goes "Opponents larger than the Fonz automatically back down from confrontations; those who do confront him never come out on top.
