User:Dalleer

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Zha Rodina !!

Hello, my name is Mr. Dalleer. (like a Johnny Cash-impersonation)

I'm a twenty-three year old increasingly disgruntled Finnish man. Despite what you may have heard of me, I am very much a man of peace. MÄ OLEN RAUHAN MIES!

Personal information (2009 - the year spent doing nothing)

Running themes: The global financial crisis, "as things fell apart no one paid much attention"-situations, having no idea on what to do

Tagline: "If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Current authors: Bret Easton-Ellis

Drinks: Nothing "too toxic" - only carbonated water and juice.

Clothing: Hoodies and Polo shirts (Piké-paidat)

Favorite book: American Psycho

Personal information (2008 - the year spent in the army AKA "362 days of glory")

Running themes:Finally doing your military service, the third and final break-up between you and her, crazy parties at Kajaani, blood sweat and tears

Tagline: "Screw you, sir"

Current authors: Pelle Miljoona, Ilkka Remes, Gustav Hasford, Hunter S. Thompson

Drinks:Whatever people buy for me.

Clothing: Camouflage fatigues

Favorite book: Full Metal Jacket or Leaving Las Vegas

Personal information (2007 - the year spent "studying" at Uni)

Running themes:Second break-up between you and her, getting annoyed with the fancy-schmancy Vaasa Uni people, occasional jobs and a shitty summer

Tagline: "Ettekste tiiä kuka mä luulen olevani?!"

Current authors: Jared Diamond, Plato, Arto Paasilinna, Max Brooks (and a bunch of Academic writers)

Drinks:Can't even remember

Clothing: a pullover vest along with a darkly-colored dresshirt

Favorite book: Probably "Pohjanmaa" by Antti Tuuri

Personal information (2006 - the year of great expectations)

Running themes: The first but real short break-up between you and her, feeling like "this might be the best time of your life you're ever going to have", having your first own apartment&moving out, starting studies at the Uni.

Tagline: "I love you so much, honey - we're going to have a great life together!"

Current authors: Arto Paasilinna, Esa Saarinen, Dante, Joseph Conrad

Drinks:More or less healthy stuff - but "happy drinks" nonetheless! ;) ;)

Clothing: T-shirt, sweatpants and running shoes

Favorite book: Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

Here's my fine and dandy long-term goals fouh' life, yo! (or perhaps just for the year 2009?)

- Finally start studying something really _interesting_ instead of studying something others would only like you to study
- Try to at least get a semi-permanent job position somewhere. Enough with this "pätkätyö"-shit.
- Do not go to Ostrobothnia. That region could best described in your life as being in the "so long and thanks for all the fish"-stage. Also, the Vaasa West Side Bloods
still have an ongoing feud with you. They see me rollin' They hatin' !!
- Remember: if all else fails, REENLIST! The army always might have a position for you as cannon fodder somewhere in Afghanistan, Blah.

Short-term goals

- Start exercising. Start exercising.. ALOT. Exercise like it was motherfuckin' 2005!
- It might not be such a bad idea to let your hair grow longer, since let's face it - you've almost always had short hair, and then when you turn bald, you'll miss the days of having a huge shaggy hairdo all the way down your ass.
- No sugar, saturated fats, Kebabs, Pizza or other shit like that. Just try to keep it simple and real healthy, you're not that picky, bitch.
- Don't worry about women, but look into Persian chicks.
- Try to read all the unread books lying around!
- Try to play through all the unfinished videogames!
- If you look presentable enough within a few weeks, continue growing a beard.