Adolf Hitler
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== Some unconfirmed facts about Adolf "Dolf" Hitler == | == Some unconfirmed facts about Adolf "Dolf" Hitler == | ||
| - | - There were at least three Hitlers, just as there were at least five different Saddam | + | - There were at least three Hitlers, just as there were at least five different [[Saddam Hussein]]s. See [[Fake Hitler]].<br> |
- Adolf Hitler died in [[1958]]<br> | - Adolf Hitler died in [[1958]]<br> | ||
Current revision as of 19:56, 30 December 2007
Some unconfirmed facts about Adolf "Dolf" Hitler
- There were at least three Hitlers, just as there were at least five different Saddam Husseins. See Fake Hitler.
- Adolf Hitler died in 1958
- Adolf Hitler did not die in 1958, but instead fled from Germany in 1945 and moved to one of the South-American countries and assumed business as usual from there afterwards.
- Adolf Hitler escaped to the moon! (and Satan had something to do with it)
- Adolf Hitler is being kept alive by highly sophisticated life-support systems in the same cave where Osama Bin Laden currently resides in.
- Adolf Hitler was not killed in his bunker in 1945, but instead he fought the allied agent William J. "B.J." Blazkowicz in a bloody gunfight at Castle Wolfenstein, and eventually lost.
- Adolf Hitler is still alive and well today due to anti-aging technology invented by the Nazis. He remains in hiding though, and has undergone notable facial transformations.
