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| - | '''Pierre Pascal Lemuar''' is ex-musician (or specifically [[bard]]) of [[The Coarse Smell of Burning Decayed Flesh]]. Exactly he wasn't a real musician, because he couldn't sing and play any instruments. When other band members were practicing, Lemuar had sex with many evil pigs. The pigs were made evil by Lemuars vile sperm. Lemuars goal was to attain world biggest piglover. Their anal was assaulted and mutilated by Lemuar's small genitalia. This amazing genitalia was composed from only two inches of blue leather. It was completely useless in sexual encounter, but when Lemuar sticked and long wooden log inside the leather, he would gain massive thrusting power. After Lemuars ejaculation the log would be shattered by the vile sperm. He was one of the band's founder members, but still he hasn't done anything, except found a few names for songs. He is also the inventor of the legendaric [[masturbating drums]], which are published in the end of the song "[[Jesus Cums]]". When other band members ([[Pete McPain]] and [[Xavier Scullcrusher]]) though he was useless, they and new member [[Vyacheslav Mikhailovich]] ate him to worship [[Satan]]. But they couldn't guess that he would rise again from the [[Hell]] with [[Baphomet]]'s bless. Of course the "blessing" was nothing more than the sign of Lemuars failing. Soon it would become his end. [[Baphomet]] will never forget a bloodtraitor such as Lemuar. Lemuar didnt even enjoy the pleasures of flesh and neither he never tried homosexuality nor heterosexuality. He was zoophilian with a fetish to pigs. Baphomet will not forget someone who fuck his animal companions. Anal rape waits Lemuar in Satan's domain where The Coarse Smell of Burning Decayed Flesh shall enjoy his failure.
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| - | Lemuars appearence is that of a young virgin boy with slight mutations to pig like appearence. And very annoying attitude. During his childhood Lemuar was brutally assaulted by an evil mother pig who would stick Lemuar in her piggish vagina. Where Lemuar would be reincarneited as an Unholy pig boy with no musical ability.
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| - | Long live bisexuality!
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Current revision as of 16:26, 4 April 2008
Screw You!!!
