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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>A name for several teenage boys who have have helped [[Superman]] in his fight against crime-- or fight for dickery, as the case may be.<br /> <br /> The original Superboy was actually a young Superman. Despite the fact that he was in the past, he seemed to meet up with his older self a lot. Don't ask me how it works.<br /> <br /> The second version was Superboy Prime, which was from the multiverse world Earth Prime. In the current mini-series Infinite Crisis, he is found out to be [[batshit fucking loco]]. In Infinite Crisis: Secret Origins, the reason is tied to Superboy Prime growing increasingly insane over being trapped in a realm outside Earth, seemingly powerless to change the massive amounts of [[dickery]] he sees being done by the Post-Crisis heroes, (examples include [[Wonder Woman]] snapping a guy's neck, [[Zatanna]] screwing around with people's minds, and just about everything [[Batman]] has done since 1988)<br /> <br /> The current version is Kon-El, or Conner Kent as he's now known as. He is a half clone of Superman, who was developed around the time of his death. Originally a comical character, he has grown increasingly [[emo]] in the current version of [[Teen Titans]]. This is particularly because he found out that he is also half a clone of [[Lex Luthor]]. He used to have this kickass costume, but [[Geoff Johns]] thought that a superman t-shirt and jeans were a better costume.<br /> <br /> Had a short lived relationship with [[Batgirl]], but that thankfully ended before it went too far. Is currently dating [[Wondergirl]], and the two have [[sex]] in the Teen Titans Annual.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, Conner died in Infinite Crisis 06 saving the Earth from Alexander Luthor and causing Earth to [[retcon]] into a new universe...AGAIN.<br /> [[Category:Superheroes]]<br /> <br /> However, [[Robin]] is currently attempting to re-clone Conner, which caused [[Fangirls]] to freak out and say that they are [[gay]] for some reason or another. I don't really get the connection either.</div>

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