Bad to the Bone

From Stmargarets

Bad to the Bone is the new hot spot right next to the SMES campus. The intoxicating aroma reaches the noses of the students every day from around 10 AM well through afteroon practices. Since the opening, many seniors have made the short walk to B2TheB as it is known 3 times a week, refusing to drive anywhere off-campus or go anywhere else. If the underclassmen follow suit, SMES football might have big kids sometime in the future

this restaurant not only has disgusting food, its vile aroma tends to waft towards the school causing students to want to hurl.

Claim to fame

Yo!!! This place is always packed and seems unlikely to go out of business any time soon, as many of the other restaurants previously occupying the building did (Perry's 50's favorites)

Another appealing reason to make the trip to B2theB is for the Bad to the Bone Girls. about 3 of 5 girls that work there are pretty goodlooking, and they start to flirt with you once you become a regular, so i suggest you become a regular

Suggestions for B2B

Also when then they ask for your number, dont say "Do you have a pen?" because they only want your plastic number that told them where to bring the food, sorry Joe

Warning: One time Danielle Graham went to B2theB and ordered something that cannot be barbequed, a grilled cheese. She would regret that decision later as she threw up. Research shows that DG's little mishap is due to the weak lining of her stomach. To be more clear, it seems that women everywhere have that same female lining and are unable to handle the great taste and BBQ sauce. Someday, evolution will let women get a little bit closer genetically to men, but as this incident shows, it is going to be quite sometime before that happens.

Food Suggestions

• Pulled Pork/Chopped Beef Sandwich Lunch Combo (AKA #1 with a side of french fries) is absolutely delicious
• Mixing the MinuteMaid Lemonade with either flavor of Iced Tea to make an Arnold Palmer is highly encouraged
• The Smokehouse Burger is also an excellent choice
• Whatever you order, remember the BBQ rule #1, you can never put too much BBQ sauce on the Sandwiches, Burgers, and Fries.