Mark Fusco
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Mark Fusco is a teacher of Mathematics at SMES. Known for his dry sense of humor and strong body, Mr. Fusco became a very popular teacher.
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Biography
He holds an Applied Mathematics degree from Cal-State University Fullerton. His past history is mainly a mystery. The information that has been gleaned reveals an interesting past: bouncer, construction worker, packager, UPS employee. Some people suggest that he has a darker past than he lets on, much like the comic book hero, The Punisher. He is also infamous for his love of pizza. When asked about his love of pizza, he replied "I used to know everything, until I discovered pizza. It all went downhill from there." Since then he has become fat leading to many of his Geometry Honors students drawing dinosaurs and calling them 'Fuscosaurus'. He has also been matched as a distant relative as Donkey Kong, because of his broad shoulders and ape-like features.
He previously coached the wrestling team as well, but they lost him to his "'myterious past"' (bom bom bom bom)
In many of his classes Mr. Fusco relates many stories from his past when class is about to get out or he gets off track. These stories include: The Broken Femur with a Punch in the Face, Jumping off a 2 story building with paper wings, Lighting my parent's bed on fire, Throw the cat in the trashcan with firecrackers, jumping out of a tree and landing on his face to see what it felt like, smoking, even doing the long jump in on the SMES track and field team, and the ever popular "Mike" "Mark"Fusco story.
History at SMES
Classes taught
He currently teaches Geometry, Geometry Honors, Algebra II, Algebra III, and AP Calculus BC.
Contributions to SMES
Mr. Fusco was known for his "don't care" attitude, especially towards Finite Math, which is now known as Algebra III. One hilarious incident was when student Dareck Monteron AKA Panda mentioned he was Filipino to which Mr. Fusco repied "You're Filipino, get outta my classroom...I do the same for Blacks."
