Mr. Allen's Advisory

From Stmargarets

Mr. Allen's Advisory consists of Stephen C., Ronney T., Drake V., Michael L., Brian K., Matthias P., Tim, and Mike. In essence it is the Asian mafia with rocket nerds and two token white kids. Theoretically the advisory has snacks and will discuss something useful. In actuality, they listen to music and complain that Matthias eats all of the food. Other important members of the advisory are the playstation that rocket nerds bring and Ronney’s calculator. Ronney and his calculator actually came in second for best friends in 2006 year book profile, first place was Mike Martin and his mom but the teachers felt that both entries were too insensitive.

Mr. Allen's office is conveniently close to Mr. Clemmon's class but 2 members in the class never show up on time. Much to the chagrin to Mr. Clemmons and half of the girls since the two member provide over half of all relevant conversation in the class. The two members mysteriously get lost in a time warp in the space between the classes and always have the same story; we were talking about college, even though college apps were long since over

Quotes

Mr. Allen - I don't know these people.

Brian - Why do I even bother to go to this thing?

Matthias - Where’s the food?

Stephen - Its pointless. There is no feeling of camaraderie as is intended, and

Matthias eats all the snacks.

Tim - I beat level 50 on Dragon Ball Z