Oh-Boys

From Stmargarets

Located immediately off the SMES campus, Oh-Boys was a severely unclean restaurant, presumably named after the general reaction by customers upon first observing the filthy conditions of the eatery. This sentiment is corroborated by a testimonial from burger joint critic Mark Burroughs, who observed during a visit that a woman shaving over the french fries.

Undoubtedly due to health care violations, Oh-Boys was closed in 2001, only to reopen months later as the confusingly-titled Perry's 50's Favorites.

Perry's 50's favorites was then closed and became Ortega Deli and Grill which was also subsequently closed. It reopened to become the now famous Bad to the Bone Barbecque. It is frequented by students, administration (especially Roland Allen), faculty, and the local cops.