Jack Bartlett convocation performances

From Stmargarets

The Jack Bartlett convocation performances were a series of events done on the fly during the convocation block. These were the brainchild of Jack Bartlett, Adam Osth, Thomas Knight, and countless others.

The first, and most well known, was when he stood up with his head in his shirt and yelled "I can't find my head!" and recieved warm praise. A notable performances was the Say What Karaoke of Eye of the Tiger where he won 2nd place to a bunch of senior girls. He then won it the next year with his collage of popular songs, featuring RJ Jenkins as The Fish with the Bass Voice. Other ones included a song about Dr. Heath's Pen and the Lord of the Rings dance with Andrew Wood.

Some performances however, did not recieve any praise and were deemed awful. When he challenged the whole school Dodgeball, he yelled ass and was sentenced to Lunch Detention by Regina Ballard. Other acts were poorly planned and not understandable.

Steve Balak at first was shocked by these acts, deeming that they were too crazy, but by the end of 2003, the faculty fell in love. Mrs. Cullinan even told Jack very harshly "You will perform at the end of the year, you owe us"