Ian Thomas
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Interests
He is among the few, the proud and the brave: the Official Comedy Sportz Fans. He is often seen playing UNO in the “fish bowl” with some other shady characters (i.e. SMES administrators). He was in the Rocket Club with the famous David Reese. Currently, he is head of the Astronomy Club and the Model United Nations. He was also in SLAG until it was discovered that “slag” was some sort of derogatory term in Europe. When he is not making Comedy Sports DVD’s, he is outside in the cold (wearing shorts) doing Astronomy stuff.
Hate for Gates
He is also among the Mac lovers. Steve Jobs is his idol, and he hates Bill Gates (along with PCs and all Microsoft products). His favorite quote is from Bill Gates: "If you want to say that Steve Jobs invented the world, I down wit that!"
Nobody knows why his hate for Bill Gates is so great, except that he was once one of Ian’s close relatives, just like Steve Jobs. Some insight may come from that, but nobody knows. But, the iPhone rules his life no matter what.
Political Activist
Ian has also become a member of anti George Bush circles after the declaration of the Iraq war and George Bush's lack of activity when it comes to the environment. Over his many years, many falsities have circulated about him. Especially on this article, for example: "Contrary to what was said just now, Ian does in fact “LOOOOVVVVVEEEEE George Bush. He believes George Bush should stay in office for his entire life!!!” "
Truths
Ian spends his last days clicking the random button on Wikipedia for fun and bashing PCs.
Ian's love for Wikipedia is almost as great as his guy-crushes on Steve Jobs, Al Gore, and Alec Baldwin. However, it was his younger sister, who he beats frequently and ruthlessly, that gave this article its awesomeness and spicy flavor.
It must be noted that Ian is pretty much a carbon copy of Weird Al in the "White and Nerdy" video.
