Chris Knight
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Chris Knight (aka Baby, The King of Russia, Pumpkin, Peanut, et al) was born in Ohio. The town or the time is not clear to the author at this time. There is a humorous story involving the birth of Chris, possibly involving poison ivy of some sort, though the details are unclear to the author, and thus the anecdote will now be abandoned.
Chris' childhood was spent roaming the United States in such widely-mocked states as Ohio, Kentucky, and Florida. At the tender age of 8 Chris moved to London England Media:http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrispknight/99572476/
History at SMES
Thomas' freshmen year at SMES is a mystery to the author, as he was in middle school at the time. Apparently he played some football and made some friends.
Apparently he excelled at all of his classes. [edit] Classes taken
* AP Biology * AP Comp Sci * AP French * AP Calc BC * AP Calc AB
[edit] Clubs involved in
Tom founded the Simpsons Ultimate Fan Club with hopes that people would join together in celebration of excellent cartoons. It quickly developed a die hard following, which met every wednesday in Larry Rice's room. While it was plagued by pizza stealers such as Brian Booth, they still managed to almost break even a couple of times. Mr. Rice took quite a hit on the cost of pizza, as usually some jerk would steal some pieces. However, sources close to the mattter report he might have given generous tips to the pizza guy, causing the profits to plummet a couple dollars every day.
Tom was also heavily involved in Model United Nations with Rocky Parker. He won several awards and nonsuch, but it was MUN, so no one really cared
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Contributions to SMES
The Hammer dance- Tom's popularity at SMES is attributed in large part to a dance he created during his sophomore year. It was to the tune of MC Hammer, and lasted about 20 seconds. Tom stopped doing the dance on request, as it was becomming tiring to be able to keep up his nonstop dance routine while pursueing straight As.
Tom became an annoyance to the trendy and popular kids at SMES, mainly because he knew how to outdance them at the many poorly organized school dances. He grew to develop his own posse of friends who started their own poker gang. [edit] Girls dated
In his most amazing feat to date, Tom briefly dated Erin Sale in his sophomore year at SMES. No one is quite sure how this is possible, as Erin was very popular at the time. The cause of their breakup is yet to be publically known
Tom also ensued a brief relationship with Paully, which occured primarilly because of Tom asking her to prom. At the time, Paully had no date and had recently broken up with her boyfriend. In some odd combination of luck and awkwardness, Tom eventually half heartedly asked her out. She obliged, and they spent their prom together on a boat, which the prom was being held on that year.
It seemed for some time that Tom might date Amy Magill, but that never happened, partially because Amy wore sketchers to prom with a fancy dress, the greatest foi pai known to man
