Japanese IV
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| - | SAKURA LIVES! | + | == '''"The Class That PWNS All"''' == |
| - | (<--because the "popular" drama Sakura has come to life in the classroom) | + | |
| - | Japanese 4 is | + | - SAKURA LIVES! |
| + | - (<--because the "popular" drama Sakura has come to life in the classroom) | ||
| + | - Japanese 4 is THE awesome class that rules all others. as such, power lies in the hands of a mighty few (5 enlightened gakusei, to be exact). They are, in fact, only two measly chapters behind the AP Japanese class academically and leagues ahead intellectually. Impressively, the class boasts the only authentic Japanese Tanaka-san in the entire SMES upper-school. The hordes of other Tanaka-sans are only pathetic frauds. Thus, it is at the top of the hierarchy. the class also practices unprecedented exciting and avant-garde study habits to boost productivity, as evidenced by some students who sleep during examinations in the hopes of "dreaming the answer". Optimum quality is manifested by the fact that Japanese 4 has long possessed a high attrition rate, mainly due to the rigorous nature of the curriculum (read: they couldn't handle it). The departure of both Spiderman and the Green Goblin were painful losses, but, true to their resilient nature, they have recovered remarkably. Currently, the class can be considered an exclusive cult (now only open to previous members of this elite group), which practice such ritualistic acts as the sacred "oyuwowakasu", "oninisoto", and "ohayoo". It is also well known that izumi sensei favors this class the most. sei sei sei sei sei!!! | ||
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| + | - Japanese 4--HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! | ||
Current revision as of 20:13, 3 April 2008
[edit] "The Class That PWNS All"
- SAKURA LIVES! - (<--because the "popular" drama Sakura has come to life in the classroom) - Japanese 4 is THE awesome class that rules all others. as such, power lies in the hands of a mighty few (5 enlightened gakusei, to be exact). They are, in fact, only two measly chapters behind the AP Japanese class academically and leagues ahead intellectually. Impressively, the class boasts the only authentic Japanese Tanaka-san in the entire SMES upper-school. The hordes of other Tanaka-sans are only pathetic frauds. Thus, it is at the top of the hierarchy. the class also practices unprecedented exciting and avant-garde study habits to boost productivity, as evidenced by some students who sleep during examinations in the hopes of "dreaming the answer". Optimum quality is manifested by the fact that Japanese 4 has long possessed a high attrition rate, mainly due to the rigorous nature of the curriculum (read: they couldn't handle it). The departure of both Spiderman and the Green Goblin were painful losses, but, true to their resilient nature, they have recovered remarkably. Currently, the class can be considered an exclusive cult (now only open to previous members of this elite group), which practice such ritualistic acts as the sacred "oyuwowakasu", "oninisoto", and "ohayoo". It is also well known that izumi sensei favors this class the most. sei sei sei sei sei!!! - - Japanese 4--HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
