Editing Dr. Peggy Beemer

Dr. Beemer is an active member of the Communist Party. Her classes are highly biased, revolving completely around her own opinion. Little is known about her place of origin, but many top scientists believe that she evolved from a growth on the neck of none other than Carl Marx, the founder of Communism. Contained within her class shelves are bottles of Communist soda, quite a few of Fidel Castro's caps and other gratuitous symbols of "Glorious Communism" Being a Doctor, she is a much more educated idiot than most idiots. She hates children and runs over dogs in her hybrid car and uses their blood for fuel. 
Not to mention, the person who keeps deleting this page is a douche and a commie-lover.