Other Character Email Scratch/bandname
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Scratch comes up with a few band names. Strong Bad guest stars.
Cast (in order of appearance): Scratch, Strong Bad
Places: Scratch's House
Computer: Cluckmac 92
Date: January 6, 2008
Transcript
{Cut to Scratch at the Cluckmac}
SCRATCH: Okay! It's time to check my first email...but...what do I do?
?????? ???: Allow me to help!
{Strong Bad walks in}
SCRATCH: WOW! Strong Bad the email-checkin' extraordinaire! Can you give me some tips?
STRONG BAD: Sure. First you type whatever activates your email client and the email comes up.
SCRATCH: Ok! I hope this works... {types "run:scratch_mail.exe" and the email comes up} Wow! Thanks!
STRONG BAD: No problem, Robot Chicken. I'm off to go check some email of my own.
{Strong Bad leaves and Scratch faces the screen}
Dear Scratch, I cannot think of a good band name for my band. Can you help me? Thankies, Mitch
SCRATCH: {typing} Wow, who the cluck says "thankies" anymore? Anyways, Mitchell Smith, do you even have a band? If so, I suggest...I don't know. Hey, Grounder, can you help me?
{Grounder enters}
GROUNDER: You called, Scratch?
SCRATCH: Michelle wants a good name for his band.
GROUNDER: Uh...Michelle is a girl's name, you know.
SCRATCH: Ok, fine. HER band.
GROUNDER: Well...I suggest...The Grounders? Grounded? Masters of the Battlegrounds?
SCRATCH: Are you getting paid ten bucks every time you say "ground?" Well, I ground would like to get on that ac-ground-tion.
GROUNDER: I was just thinking that I would make a good mascot for them!
SCRATCH: This isn't about mascots! Urgh!
GROUNDER: Well, sooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! Just check the email your way.
SCRATCH: Fine! {faces the screen, typing} So, Mish-Mash, I suggest you name your band...I've got it! Scratchtastic! Then, I can be your mascot and all the girls and kids will love me!
GROUNDER: {offscreen} I thought you said this wasn't about mascots!
SCRATCH: Shut your mouth, foo! {Scratch throws a wrench at Grounder}
{BANG!}
GROUNDER: OUCH! The paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn...
SCRATCH: Idiot, well, until next time, send me an email, and I'll answer it! Bye!
{A piece of paper (The Paper) descends from the top of the screen. It reads "Click here to email Scratch at scratchtastic@aol.muffin}
SCRATCH: What the cluck is this?
STRONG BAD: That's The Paper. He descends to tell people your email adress!
SCRATCH: Interesting...
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Bad to see an album cover for Scratchtastic.
Fun Facts
- Mitchell Smith is a reference to the HRFWiki.
- The line "Are you getting paid ten bucks every time you say "ground?" Well, I...ground...would like to get on that ac-ground-tion." references the Strong Bad Email: mini-golf.
