Danbucks

From Sprite Wars

Danbucks is an semi-legitimate corporate sydnicate owned by the enigmatic figure known as Ghostly Dan.

Services

One of Danbucks' primary outlets are its famed Dispensers. These miraculous machines dispense delicious vendibles like meaty, mouth-watering, ham-filled Dandviches and nice, hot Danbucks Coffee. They can be found everywhere, from hallways aboard Imperial warships to Mad Jackal PMC mess halls, and are helping to further Danbucks' goal of consumer satisfaction and universal domination.

Danbucks also provides a cleaning service. The ubiqitous Danitors, rumoured to be clones of the mysterious Dan himself, appear in the most unlikely (and likely) of places - for example, one was recently observed vowing to exact violent revenge on whoever made such a mess of the carpets on the Star Forge (i.e Mike and Storm) but it is unknown whether this vow was carried out - it is unlikely the Danitor made it off of the Star Forge, but with Danitors you never really can tell. Danitors bear a striking resemblance to the Ghosts from the classic Pac-Man game, but it's probably not a good idea to mention this to them. The last thing you want to do is offend a Danitor.

Danbucks also sponsors a ship design utilized by Firefox.

It is also rumoured by some conspiracy theorists that Danbucks have funded Silver Ecilpse, the SS, Microsoft and Mouser.

What the people have to say

"For those the move, Danbucks is a good friend." ~Donald Trump

"Don't drink the coffee, they put something in it....to make you forget.. I don't even remember how I got here....and why I am wearing a schoolgirls outfit? I am also a faggot." ~Sarge

"Spy sappin' mah Dispenser!" ~Disgruntled Engineer

"Gentlemen, I am not a spy." ~Blu Spy

"We have two ways of doing this: Either we invade your country and enslave you, or you WILL give me that Danbucks coffee." ~Normal peace talk in SW