Rufus
From Sprite Wars
Rufus is also known as 'The Noobie That Worked Out'. Rufus has taught himself a great deal on history and government systems and military tactics, but lacks knowledge in the department of weaponry and the only full name of a gun he knows is AK-47 and has no idea how the damn thing works.
Rufus began his sprite career late in Grand Campaign's first season and his starter army used a a few of Pillbox Phil's Advance Wars armor. In comparison to Metal Slug soldiers someone commented humorously, "Man, your soldiers had to go to clown school to fit in those vehicles." Which earned many lols, including Rufus's.
Rufus since then has worked hard on the BHSU, his main faction.