Commander Cool
From Sprite Wars
Commander Cool is a member of the Sprite Wars forums. He has been warned, suspended and perma-banned several times, but has recently returned a much better member.
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Pre-banishment
Before his final banning, CC was rude, obnoxious, loud, grammatically-challenged and stupid, often overreacting to small-scale insults and causing a couple of members to leave in disgust, and causing one of the bans of former member TimberWolf. His first rendition of the Kugestaldt were crude rebel recolours and minor edits, and his comics were rather terrible. He was prone to spamming and flaming in threads, and often lashed out at minor jabs, leading to his ban in 2007.
Post-banishment
Upon returning to Sprite Wars, the members noticed that Commander Cool had changed considerably - he was calm, considerate and typed with punctuation. Since his unbanning a month ago, he hasn't started one fight - a new record! :P
However, upon meeting up again with TimberWolf at MSDB, his very first post to Timber was an insult, calling him a "nationalistic asshole" after Timber made a good-natured joke regarding the French and surrendering. They now mostly keep away from each other after one minor flame discussion.
About him
Commander Cool's real name is Jack Timson, and he's a 14 year old Englishman who resides in the city of Liverpool. His interests are spriting, computer-gaming, drawing, and heavy metal music. He regulary visits the SW forums, as well as its sister sites like the Spriters Clipboard and the Metal Slug Database. He is also a member of deviantART under the name Lord-Megatron, and has a gallery full of sprite battle scenes, mostly between his two sprite factions, the Kugestaldt Republic and the Lyvek Conglomerate.
What the people of SW have to say
He's a jolly good chap. -Prime, fellow Englishman.
I think Kugestadlt is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Lyveks and doesn't afraid of anything. -Shinva
He's my bitch. -Spartan 117
No u -CommanderCool's reponse the above statement.
...Wait, shit. I AM his bitch. -Spartan 117, realization dawning.
OHSHI -Various Lyvek, seconds before a spectacular death
...wait since when did I say the above comments? -Spartan 117
