Danbucks
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Danbucks is an semi-legitimate corporate sydnicate owned by the enigmatic figure known as Ghostly Dan. | Danbucks is an semi-legitimate corporate sydnicate owned by the enigmatic figure known as Ghostly Dan. | ||
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== Services == | == Services == | ||
Revision as of 09:27, 22 March 2009
Danbucks is an semi-legitimate corporate sydnicate owned by the enigmatic figure known as Ghostly Dan.
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One of Danbucks' primary outlets are its famed Dispensers. These miraculous machines come in three tasteful designs - Red, Blue and Green - and dispense delicious vendibles like meaty, mouth-watering, ham-filled Sandviches and cool, refreshing soft drinks. They can be found everywhere, from hallways aboard Imperial warships to Mad Jackal PMC mess halls, and are helping to further Danbucks' goal of consumer satisfaction and world domination.
Danbucks also provides a cleaning service. The ubiqitous Danitors, rumoured to be clones of the mysterious Dan himself, appear in the most unlikely (and likely) of places - for example, one was recently observed vowing to exact violent revenge on whoever made such a mess of the carpets on the Star Forge (i.e Mike and Storm) but it is unknown whether this vow was carried out - it is unlikely the Danitor made it off of the Star Forge, but with Danitors you never really can tell. Danitors bear a striking resemblance to the Ghosts from the classic Pac-Man game, but it's probably not a good idea to mention this to them. The last thing you want to do is offend a Danitor.
Danbucks also sponsors a ship design utilized by Firefox.
