Sprinsology
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Sprinsology (from Latin: sprinsus, an ancient bowl of magical liquid; and from Greek: λόγος, logos, "word") is a branch of science which includes all activities and researches that are executed by a group of people named sprinsologists. The activities of spinsology are very difficult to specify since they are mostly a secret, and they have a strong variety. The main activity are sprins-sprays (more in Sprinsonology). Sprinsology is divided into three main parts: sprinsonology, vixology and fibulistics. Every single branch is saturated with five basic activities which sprinsologists execute in their secret laboratories or chambers:
- research
- creating
- adjustment
- execution
- conclusion
Research is the first step to make a theory. The new theory, new sprins, fibulia or a vix mod are first researched and examined. Creating is probably the most important step and also a kind of control which the new theories have to pass. If it's all right, it goes one step forward: to the adjustment, where certain aspects of a theory, sprins, fibula or a vix mod are changing through numerous processes. Then there is execution, where new, already finished products are comparing and sending on the market, to the professional sprinsologist's inspection etc. Conclusion leads to new cognitions and conclusions and they are being exchanged with other sprinsologists.
Sprinsology is also an experimental science. In research and adjustment phases many experiments are performed. Sprinsology is not just a theoretical science, there is a practice also. Many spinsologists have to test their inventions and new theories working on the field (vix testing etc.). Sprinsology is a science which uses it's inventions in different purposes. Simply, sprinsology is a secret science that has no resemblance to any other what so ever.
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History
Founding of sprinsology
The sprinsology history begins in the middle ages, precisely in the 16th century. It begins with one man, John Wheeler (1502 - 1589). He moved to America in 1536 with his wife Mary and his little two-year old son John II. Two years later, in 1538, he and his family were attacked by a family band of raiders that stole most of his belongings. In hope of revenge, Wheeler begins to study ancient scrolls and writings. The scrolls described an experiment that could produce a spierns, a mighty liquid which sends out burning flame flares to the opponent or a target. He mixed a couple of ingredients, put a liquid in a wooden bowl and invented a cap which opens when pressed. The next month raiders have vanished from the area.
Early sprinsology
Sprinsology is lost for nearly two centuries, but a man called Henry Williams IV finds Wheeler's memoirs in 1750 and makes a similar liquid and a metal cup which has similar properties to the Wheeler's wooden bowl. Three years later, Williams' assistant George Vikksen invents another branch of sprinsology, vixology. He makes vixes, metal creatures who have the ability to fly. Sprinsology experiences a milestone in the 1800s: The Order of the Flame is founded in 1816, attracting many people such as Will Gasper, Mary Whithe and Michael Garren, probably the most famous sprinsologist of all times. The Order is getting rid of unnecessary crimes and therefore working as a secret police. The Orders are being founded in all corners of the Earth, like The Order of the Fire and The Order of Strength and thus being more and more public, so they are being retired for a short amount of time.
Golden ages of sprinsology
The new revival begins in 1892 when Richard Ulysees William founds fibulistics. He also names the science "sprinsology" according to the spierns and creates the sprinsology systematics. The Orders are being established again. The sprinsological schools are being founded, this time completely public. The financial crisis of sprinsologists put them to oblivion once more.
