Bad Luck

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An insane villain shows up take everyone out. To dinner, perhaps. But he better not leave us with the check!

Cast (in order of appearance): Nick, Cassidy, Smithy, Hayei, Keen, Evil

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{Open to Nick, Smithy and Cassidy in a restaurant-type place.}

NICK: So Cass, what's it like being a cold-blooded killer?

CASSIDY: Eh, it's alright.

NICK: Your mom is alright. I mean...

SMITHY: Hey, look over there!

NICK: What? I don't see anything...

{When Nick looks at Smithy again, he's not there.}

NICK: Where'd he go?

CASSIDY: I shot him.

{Cut to Hell... or the sun... whatever you wanna call it.}

SMITHY: Uh... what just happened?

{Cut to Nick and Cassidy.}

CASSIDY: I'm joining Smithy. {Shoots herself. She then ends up on the sun with Smithy}

NICK: Aww, man. I wanted to do that.

{Cut to Keen, who is talking to Hayei.}

HAYEI: My power level is the highest in the galaxy!

KEEN: Yeah, you say that like anyone cares. I've kicked all kinds of galactic butt in my days. I could take you pretty easily.

HAYEI: Is that a challenge?

KEEN: Is your mom a challenge?

EVIL: Ahahahaha! I have returned!

HAYEI: For some strange reason, I do not remember that guy. I'm sure it's not in any way important.

EVIL: Once again, Evil has shown up to ruin everyone's miserable lives! ...Wait, why did I just refer to myself in the third person?

KEEN: At least you don't refer to yourself in the second person, like you do.

EVIL: Good point. I shall respond with... DIE! AHAHAHAHA!

{Keen and Hayei end up on the sun with Smithy and Cassidy, who're playing with cards.}

HAYEI: Is that blackjack?

SMITHY: Strip poker.

{Pause}

KEEN: Count me in.

{Cut to Nick and Jessica.}

NICK: What are you eating?

JESSICA: A salad.

NICK: Salads are... uhh... stinky.

JESSICA: Not really. Eat one.

NICK: NO.

SMITHY: Who orders a salad at the sun anyway?

JESSICA: Vegans?

KEEN: Salads can be used with forks to be eaten.

EVIL: Mind if I...TAKE YOU TO DINNER?

SMITHY: Cool where?

EVIL: Uh..damn. Never thought I'd get this far.

{Hayei appears next to Evil}

HAYEI: What the...cheese monkey doodle bobs? Wow. Do they even exsist? Nah, maybe not. That'd be cool though. If I made those, would you guys buy em? I mean, if you would, I'd make them for everyone. Maybe is would be a Chocolate Monkey Doodle Bob, you know..think about the lactose intolerent people. If I put it in Strong Bad's pant styles, it'd be like a Sblounschked! bar. Do you guys like Sblounschked bars? It has that extra bite for protection, it looks pretty nasty. Poor Marshie.

{Everyone stares at Hayei.}

EVIL: Done?

HAYEI: Maybe.

EVIL: Shutup.

CASSIDY: What are you doing here?

EVIL: I'm here to take you to..

SMITHY: Dinner?

EVIL: Yes.

CASSIDY: Where to? Perkins?

EVIL: NO...that got destroyed a year ago. I'm taking you to my own restaraunt! EVIL's evil restaraunt of restarauntility!

NICK: Oh, that's creative.

JESSICA: I'm in.

EVIL: Would you like the Evil Steak?

JESSICA: NO!

EVIL: Too bad. Your all getting the Evil Steak!

SMITHY: IT can't be raw, medium, medium rare, or medium ultra supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.

NICK: FTW!

EVIL: Ok. By the way, here's the bill. See ya!

{Runs out the door laughing.}

CASSIDY: Well..ok.

SMITHY: That...was...the greatest $500 I've ever spent on this dinner.

{End credits}