BRBUD Effects

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Effects of the Big Red Button Of Uncertain Doom

Each time it's activated at the begining of a round, the BRBUD will generate a random message and effect. some posible outcomes are listed below.

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and it, in a sequence of events which could never be described in a low (actually, no) budget game like this one, causes you to be defeated and deader than a parrot.

Effect: You instantly lose the battle.

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and it presses you back. The philosophy of the situation hurts and confuses you.

Effect: You take minor damage (1-10 pts).

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and it starts humming ominiously, and then zaps one of your lab techs. If you didn't have a lab tech, then it just pretended to zap the one you didn't have.

Effect: Kills one of your labtechs.

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and a sign lights up saying "Please do not press this button again." Because you don't know where your towel is, you decide to leave it alone.

Effect: No Effect.

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and it forcibly injects your opponent with anti-caffeine. Painful and numbing! (much like a history lesson, in fact.)

Effect: Damages opponent.

Text: You press the Big Red Button of Uncertain Doom, and out pops a piece of gear labelled "Inverser" on a spring. Could be useful.

Effect: Adds an Inverser to your inventory.

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