Battle!/1

From Sandbox Battle

Users:

• Marfin - None
• Homestar tiger & Patrick - Dan Fortesque(Patrick's), Rob Van Dam(Patrick's) - Hutch(Homestar tiger's)

People dead

John Urajerk - Killed by Fortesque.

Bigg J. Rick(hired by no one) - Killed by Fortesque.

Battle!

MARFIN hires JOHN URAJERK to wait for users with a gun.

HOMESTAR TIGER walks in nervously. He starts to cry.

JOHN URAJERK stabs HOMESTAR TIGER in the shoulder. Severly injured!

PATRICK arrives and hires DAN FORTESQUE.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Magic Sword Slash on JOHN URAJERK. He dies.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Health Vial on HOMESTAR TIGER. He gains health.

HOMESTAR TIGER says JHON URAJERK is an idiot. HOMESTAR TIGER doesn't have shoulders!

HOMESTAR TIGER pulls out a slingshot. He arms it.

PATRICK offers to be partners with HOMESTAR TIGER.

HOMESTAR TIGER agrees. The shake hands(?).

PATRICK hires ROB VAN DAM.

ROB VAN DAM gets a steel chair.

ROB VAN DAM uses Vandaminator on MARFIN. MARFIN's face hurts.

HOMESTAR TIGER hits MARFIN with his slingshot. Various parts of his body hurt.

BIGG J. RICK runs in and tries to hit HOMESTAR TIGER.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Magic Sword Slash on BIGG J. RICK. He dies.

HOMESTAR TIGER hires HUTCH.

WERE-WEASEL runs in with a bat.

HUTCH kills the WERE-WEASEL with his BunGun.

HUTCH: Job well done lad!

DAN FORTESQUE: {muffled due to no lower jaw} Who are you?