Battle!/1

From Sandbox Battle

Users:

• Marfin - None
• Homestar tiger & Patrick - Dan Fortesque(Patrick's), Rob Van Dam(Patrick's) - Hutch(Homestar tiger's)
• Noxigar- E-123 Omega
• Star13-The Red Baron

People dead

John Urajerk - Killed by Fortesque.

Bigg J. Rick(hired by no one) - Killed by Fortesque.

A Random Imp - Flattened by Hutch

Battle!

MARFIN hires JOHN URAJERK to wait for users with a gun.

HOMESTAR TIGER walks in nervously. He starts to cry.

JOHN URAJERK stabs HOMESTAR TIGER in the shoulder. Severly injured!

PATRICK arrives and hires DAN FORTESQUE.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Magic Sword Slash on JOHN URAJERK. He dies.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Health Vial on HOMESTAR TIGER. He gains health.

HOMESTAR TIGER says JHON URAJERK is an idiot. HOMESTAR TIGER doesn't have shoulders!

HOMESTAR TIGER pulls out a slingshot. He arms it.

PATRICK offers to be partners with HOMESTAR TIGER.

HOMESTAR TIGER agrees. The shake hands(?).

PATRICK hires ROB VAN DAM.

ROB VAN DAM gets a steel chair.

ROB VAN DAM uses Vandaminator on MARFIN. MARFIN's face hurts.

HOMESTAR TIGER hits MARFIN with his slingshot. Various parts of his body hurt.

BIGG J. RICK runs in and tries to hit HOMESTAR TIGER.

DAN FORTESQUE uses Magic Sword Slash on BIGG J. RICK. He dies.

HOMESTAR TIGER hires HUTCH.

WERE-WEASEL runs in with a bat.

HUTCH kills the WERE-WEASEL with his BunGun.

HUTCH: Job well done lad!

DAN FORTESQUE: {muffled due to no lower jaw} Who are you?

HUTCH: Cheese, Gromit!

A RANDOM IMP comes and steals DAN's Magic Sword and HUTCH's BunGun.

HUTCH: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! {Jumps up and lands on A RANDOM IMP.}

A RANDOM IMP is crushed and killed, because HUTCH had too much cheese. HUTCH snatches back his BunGun, and gives DAN back his Magic Sword.

HUTCH: Got out of a tight spot there, and no mistake!

NOXIGAR enters battle.

NOXIGAR summons E-123 Omega

E-123 Omega stole Dan Fortesque's megahurtz!

NOXIGAR: Sorry I'm late. Had to take care o' Wikihood.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Are you a good guy?

NOXIGAR: Yupps. Let's sing Bacon Man on Supper Sham's Talk page on HRFWiki after this!

HOMESTAR TIGER: Nah, that would be spamming. Let's do it through email!

HUTCH: Okay, lad!

PATRICK: I say we (Patrick, H*T and Noxigar) become a trio!

HOMESTAR TIGER: Yes, but can Hutch join?

PATRICK: Hutch was hired by you, so yes.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Then lets go!

STAR13 jumps into battle with a slingshot. The ammo is the dreaded DIAMONDS!

THE RED BARON jumps in with the same ammo as STAR13!

HUTCH crushes THE RED BARON and STAR13. They dead.

STAR13 comes back from the dead with vengance!

The same with THE RED BARON!

HUTCH beats STAR13 and THE RED BARON to shambles with his BunGun.

HUTCH: Once more unto the breach!