Battle!
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==Users:== | ==Users:== | ||
| - | *Homsar44withpie - Sandwich, Soldier 1- 287 | + | *Homsar44withpie - Sandwich, Soldier 1- 287. |
| - | *Patrick - | + | *Patrick - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) |
*X66x66 - None. | *X66x66 - None. | ||
| - | *Sterrence88-None | + | *Sterrence88- None |
| - | *Marfin-Dr.Cox | + | *Marfin-Dr.Cox,Diet,Kuna,Poison Lenny,Gagert Jumdafence,Movie Reviews |
*Homsardude - None | *Homsardude - None | ||
| + | *Homestar tiger - None. | ||
| + | *Wildare-Kaps Lock | ||
| + | *Noxigar- None | ||
| + | *Home2dastar123- None | ||
| + | *The Destroyer - D&D nerd | ||
| + | *No More Sorrow - None | ||
==People dead== | ==People dead== | ||
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Dan Fortesque - Killed by Exodia. | Dan Fortesque - Killed by Exodia. | ||
| - | Exodia - Killed by OHKT. | + | Green Glob-Killed |
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| + | Exodia-Killed by OHKT | ||
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| + | E-102 Gamma - Exploded by Sonic the Hedgehog. | ||
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| + | Toad- Aerial Ace'd by Empoleon! | ||
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| + | Sonic the Hedgehog- Drowned in aquarium due to Empoleon's Aqua Jet. | ||
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| + | Empoleon- Sliced in half by Maniac in a Speedo. | ||
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| + | Ultra Coach Z- Buried alive by Quagsire's Earthquake attack. | ||
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| + | Maniac in a Speedo- Buried alive by Quagsire's Earthquake attack. | ||
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| + | Quagsire - Sammich smash'd. | ||
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| + | Random Man- dead when a pup named Scooby Doo jumped on his head. | ||
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| + | A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO - Killed by OHKT. | ||
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| + | OHKT- Missile'd by E-123 Omega! | ||
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| + | E-123 Omega - Eaten by Zombie Orc. | ||
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| + | Zombie Orc - Collided with Regis Phiblin due to Silver's psychokinesis and fell off a cliff. | ||
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| + | Regis Phiblin - Collided with Zombie Orc due to Silver's psychokinesis and fell off a cliff. | ||
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| + | Silver the Hedgehog - Punched out by Patrick | ||
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| + | Master Chief - Ring Out'd by Shadow's Homing Attack empowered by Chaos Control | ||
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| + | Shadow the Hedgehog - Punched out by Patrick | ||
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| + | Hutch-Stabbed by movie ratings! | ||
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| + | Ultra Marzipan - Burned by Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat) | ||
==Battle!== | ==Battle!== | ||
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RANDOM MAN uses Random Explosion on HOMSARDUDE. | RANDOM MAN uses Random Explosion on HOMSARDUDE. | ||
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| + | POISON LENNY uses staple shive on RANDOM MAN. RANDOM MAN severly injured. | ||
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| + | HOMESTAR TIGER bounds on the walls. | ||
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| + | HOMESTAR TIGER hires HUTCH. | ||
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| + | NOXIGAR enters battle. NOXIGAR hires E-102 Gamma. | ||
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| + | E-102 Gamma steals OHKT's megahurtz. | ||
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| + | HOME2DASTAR123 hires TOAD. | ||
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| + | TOAD breaks E-102 Gamma's gun with his big mushroom head. E-102 Gamma slightly hurt. | ||
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| + | H44WP hires Ultra Coach Z to Ultra butt pat Toad. Toad severely butt patted. | ||
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| + | HOME2DASTAR123 hires SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. | ||
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| + | SONIC spins into E-102 and makes his head asplode. | ||
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| + | E-102 turns into a guy named Crusader and dies. | ||
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| + | TOAD recovers from butt-pat and shoots HUTCH. HUTCH severly hurt. | ||
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| + | '''HOME2DASTAR123:''' Stupid rabbit-person-thing! | ||
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| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' Go, Empoleon! | ||
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| + | Noxigar got an Empoleon to the field. | ||
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| + | Empoleon used Aerial Ace on Toad. | ||
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| + | Toad sliced in half! | ||
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| + | Empoleon uses Aqua Jet on Sonic the Hedgehog. Empoleon's Aqua Jet sent Sonic to an aquarium. Sonic drowns. | ||
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| + | '''HOME2DASTAR123:''' Nooooooooo!!!! You killed my favorite video game guys! | ||
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| + | HOME2DASTAR123 hires MANIAC IN A SPEEDO. | ||
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| + | MANIAC IN A SPEEDO slices Empoleon in half! EMPOLEON dead! | ||
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| + | Quagsire takes Empoleon's place in battle. | ||
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| + | Quagsire used Earthquake and buries Ultra Coach Z and Maniac in a Speedo alive. | ||
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| + | THE DESTROYER appears and kills everyone for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds before they all come back to life. | ||
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| + | Okay then? H44WP uses sammich smash on QUAGSIRE. HE DEAD | ||
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| + | THE DESTROYER summons a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) nerd. | ||
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| + | STERRENCE88 comes back alive and summons "A Pup Named Scooby Doo" | ||
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| + | A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO jumps on the RANDOM MAN'S head and gets into random schnaningans. He dead lol. | ||
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| + | OHKT kills A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO. | ||
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| + | Noxigar summons E-123 Omega. E-123 Omega shoots the OHKT with homing 4x4 missiles. All 16 missiles hit OHKT. | ||
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| + | '''THE DESTROYER:'''D&D NERD, SUMMON A ORC! | ||
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| + | ''{5 hours later}'' | ||
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| + | '''THE DESTROYER:'''areyoufinishedrollingthosediceyet?!?! | ||
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| + | THE DESTROYER sucsessfuly summons an Orc with a zombie bonus; if he is killed, he will come back to life. | ||
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| + | THE DESTROYER commands the Orc to eat and kill E-123 Omega. | ||
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| + | NO MORE SORROW joins in and summons the Master Chief. | ||
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| + | '''NO MORE SORROW:''' ...And you'll get your money when you win! Now go get 'em! | ||
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| + | '''MASTER CHIEF:''' YES SIR! ''{Jumps in Sandbox-hog and takes off.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NOXIGAR''' summons Silver the Hedgehog. | ||
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| + | Silver the Hedgehog uses his psychokinesis to make the Zombie Orc collide with Regis Philbin. They both fall off a cliff and die. | ||
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| + | '''PATRICK:''' Noxigar, you killed my Thwomp! How dare you do that! ''{punches Noxigar}'' Come on, fight back! ''{slaps Noxigar}'' Come on you little so and so! ''{punches, slaps, and kicks Noxigar in the gut}'' Is that all you got? ''{punches, backhands, and uppercuts Noxigar}'' Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? ''{elbows, punches, and kicks Noxigar}'' Whaddya think this is, you little placemat? ''{slaps Noxigar}'' A diaper show? ''{punches Noxigar in the stomach}'' It's not a diaper show. ''{punches Noxigar in the stomach}'' I think that's pretty obvious. ''{elbows Noxigar to knock him down and out for the next 3 turns}'' | ||
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| + | Silver the Hedgehog mind-controls Patrick to instead fight The Destroyer. | ||
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| + | '''PATRICK:''' Mind control doesn't work on me! ''{punches Silver the Hedgehog out}'' | ||
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| + | Silver mind-controls Master Chief to fight Patrick. | ||
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| + | '''PATRICK:''' ''{punches Master Cheif out and punches Silver out for good}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Master Chief wakes up.}'' | ||
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| + | '''MASTER CHIEF:''' Why you little! ''{Pulls out a shotgun at Sliver's dead body.}'' Oh. Ok. ''{Puts the shotgun in his holster.}'' | ||
| + | Thanks Pat. | ||
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| + | Noxigar summons Shadow the Hedgehog. | ||
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| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' All your base are belong to me! | ||
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| + | Shadow uses Chaos Control to freeze time and attack Master Chief by surprise with just one Homing Attack, which sends him flying off of the ring. Master Chief has been Ring Out'd! | ||
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| + | '''PATRICK:''' You're not that cool, Shadow! ''{takes brass knuckles and punches Shadow out for good}'' | ||
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| + | MARFIN sends POISON LENNY to posion HUTCH. HUTCH gets stabbed by movie reviews. Movie reviews was hired by MARFIN. | ||
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| + | MARFIN waits for a response. He hires ULTRA MARZIPAN just in case. | ||
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| + | PATRICK hires SCORPION (from Mortal Kombat). SCORPION burns ULTRA MARZIPAN. She dead. Toasty! | ||
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| + | MARFIN hires a rabid dog to give Patrick uncurable diabetese? | ||
Current revision as of 23:33, 3 November 2007
[edit] Users:
- Homsar44withpie - Sandwich, Soldier 1- 287.
- Patrick - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
- X66x66 - None.
- Sterrence88- None
- Marfin-Dr.Cox,Diet,Kuna,Poison Lenny,Gagert Jumdafence,Movie Reviews
- Homsardude - None
- Homestar tiger - None.
- Wildare-Kaps Lock
- Noxigar- None
- Home2dastar123- None
- The Destroyer - D&D nerd
- No More Sorrow - None
[edit] People dead
Hobo - Sith Lightning'd
Palpatine - Poisoned
Dick Cheney- Stick thrown into head by Dillydally Ghost
Dilly Dally Ghost - Stick flew through head.
$- Eaten by Knox
Knox- Threw up while poisoned and died.
Han Solo - Killed after reincarnation.
Coach Z- Run over in toy car by John Pinkerton.
Saddy Dumpington - Crushed by OHKT.
Strong Bad- Suffocated when Mr. T pulled of his mask.
Mr.T- Goat ate him.
Goat - Killed by OHKT.
Homer Simpson- The Kool Aid man killed him with his hug.
Palkia- The Hot Dog bursted out of his head.
Hot Dog-Roasted over fire.
Kool Aid man-Burned to death by fireballs.
John Pinkerton-Struck by lightning
Mike McNanner-Blew himself up.
Cheeto Cheeta-Blown up.
Cingular Mascot-Blown up.
Taco Bell dog-Blown up.
Jack Bauer-Blown up.
Mario- Stabbed 299 times.
13 soldiers-Got stabbed,overdosed, kicked by shoes made of death,leg got torn off,
Microphones - sung into.
Elizabeth Cheney - Head exploded.
Dan Fortesque - Killed by Exodia.
Green Glob-Killed
Exodia-Killed by OHKT
E-102 Gamma - Exploded by Sonic the Hedgehog.
Toad- Aerial Ace'd by Empoleon!
Sonic the Hedgehog- Drowned in aquarium due to Empoleon's Aqua Jet.
Empoleon- Sliced in half by Maniac in a Speedo.
Ultra Coach Z- Buried alive by Quagsire's Earthquake attack.
Maniac in a Speedo- Buried alive by Quagsire's Earthquake attack.
Quagsire - Sammich smash'd.
Random Man- dead when a pup named Scooby Doo jumped on his head.
A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO - Killed by OHKT.
OHKT- Missile'd by E-123 Omega!
E-123 Omega - Eaten by Zombie Orc.
Zombie Orc - Collided with Regis Phiblin due to Silver's psychokinesis and fell off a cliff.
Regis Phiblin - Collided with Zombie Orc due to Silver's psychokinesis and fell off a cliff.
Silver the Hedgehog - Punched out by Patrick
Master Chief - Ring Out'd by Shadow's Homing Attack empowered by Chaos Control
Shadow the Hedgehog - Punched out by Patrick
Hutch-Stabbed by movie ratings!
Ultra Marzipan - Burned by Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat)
[edit] Battle!
Homsar44withpie enters. Summons a hobo.
PATRICK enters battle.
PATRICK hires HAN SOLO
H44WP uses HOBO with sandwich. HOBO morphs into NORMAL PERSON. NORMAL PERSON uses TOOTHBRUSH on HAN SOLO.
HAN SOLO uses Shoot Pistol on NORMAL PERSON
NORMAL PERSON morphs back to HOBO. HOBO Uses Horror breath on HAN SOLO. HAN SOLO Poisoned! Attacks may miss.
PATRICK hires PALPATINE.
PALPATINE uses Sith Lightning on HOBO. HOBO dies.
X66x66 summons a Palkia.
PATRICK offers to team up with X66X66.
H44WP Hires A DOLLAR SIGN ($) $ uses Sysop powers to poison PALPATINE
X66x66 agrees to be partners
Sterrence88 runs in. He hires KNOX.
PATRICK uses Antidote HAN SOLO. HAN SOLO is no longer poisoned.
KNOX takes out a pistol and shoots HAN SOLO.
HAN SOLO uses Rally. HAN SOLO's defence has increased!
KNOX throws a flaming shicabob and HAN SOLO!
HAN SOLO dodges. PALPATINE dies due to poison.
Marfin hires Strong Bad to kill all star wars characters.
KNOX throws another flaming shicabob at HAN SOLO!
STERRENCE88 asks for truce with PATRICK to team up on MARFIN!
H44WP asks MARFIn for Treaty. Marfin replys yes or no.
MARFIN hires Dick Cheney to shoot PATRICK in the face.
STERRENCE88 just wants to know who the crap is Duane Stenry (Stiny)
PATRICK dodges and accepts offer with STERRENCE88
STERRENCE88 hires THE DILLY DALLY GHOST
THE DILLY DALLY GHOST throws a stick through DICK CHANEY'S head. CHANEY dies.
KNOX tries to burn $.
HAN SOLO uses Rally. PATRICK's, HAN SOLO's, and STERRENCE88's defence increases!
Using the power of corruption DICK CHENEY rises as a ghost and turns STERRENCE88 into Sean Penn.
H44WP hires that stick to fly through THE DILLY DALLY GHOST'S Head. GHOST dies. $ Dodges.
PATRICK restores STERRENCE88 back to normal.
STERRENCE88 hires A HOT DOG!
KNOX swallows the freakin' $! $ dies!
H44WP summons A SOCK. SOCK uses horror smell on KNOX. KNOX poisoned.
HAN SOLO uses Rally. PATRICK's team and STERRENCE88's team's defence increases!
KNOX throws up. He dies, but JOHN PINKERTON comes out of his mouth.
STERRENCE88 hires JOHN PINKERTON!
STERRENCE88 hires MIKE MCNANNER!
STERRENCE88 hires MR. T!
STERRENCE88 hires KOOL AID MAN!
MARFIN hires SADDY DUMPINGTON to kill HAN SOLO with a sad story. DICK CHENEY'S GHOST infects all of MARFIN'S enemies with poison ivy.
Ha! But clayguys are immune to poison ivy. Only Mr. T and Kool Aid Man are poisoned!
PATRICK uses Health Bottle on HAN SOLO. HAN SOLO is alive.
Sorry man. No reincarnating. That just takes out the fun!
PATRICK kills team member HAN SOLO.
H44WP hires COACH Z. COACH Z starts talking about his butt to PATRICK. PATRICK dizzy, may miss attacks.
A HOT DOG runs to get medicine. JOHN PINKERTON sends a random toy car into Coach Z. He dies.
A HOT DOG comes back with medicine. Evwebody's healed!
PATRICK hires ONE-HIT-KILL THWOMP(OHKT).
OHKT kills SADDY.
DICK CHENEY'S GHOST throws Karl Rove at HOT DOG, crushing him. DICK CHENEY'S GHOST infects every enemy of MARFIN with the flu.
NO REINCARNATIONS dude.
MR. T pulls of STRONG BAD'S mask. He suffocates!
H44WP goes into a coma until tomarrow. No battles can be against him!
Sterrence88 hangs it up to....until after school (: See ya!
DICK CHENEY'S GHOST retires to his grave forever. MARFIN hires Homer Simpson to throw spikey donuts at Patrick. He loses his arm.
Sterrence88 adds no attacks against him until he gets back tommorow!
PATRICK dodges the attacks.
MARFIN hires a goat to eat Mr.T. He dies.
MARFIN wonders why everybody suddenly stopped battling.
PATRICK: It's because we are offline. We'll come back tommorow.
Sterrence88 is back, let battle resume!
JOHN PINKERTON signs an autograph on the GOATS head. The GOAT bleeds!
OHKT kills GOAT. OHKT will take a break.
KOOL AID MAN tries to hug HOMER crushing him. HOMER dies!
OHKT kills SOCK.
A HOT DOG bites PALKIA'S toes off!
The HOT DOG bursts out of PALKIA'S head. PALKIA dies!
PATRICK offers: "Why don't we(Sterrence88, X66x66 and Patrick) become a trio?"
MARFIN hires MARIO to throw GOOMBAS at PATRICK. -18 hit points!
KOOL AID MAN steps in the way of the GOOMBAS!
MARFIN roasts HOT DOG over fire. He dies. MARIO throws fireballs at KOOL AID MAN. He burns to death. MARFIN hires CHEETO CHEETA,ORANGE CINGULAR MASCOT,TACO BELL DOG, and JACK BAUER.
I said don't bother me while on haitus! John Pinkerton suffocates TACO BELL DOG. TBD is in a coma.
MARFIN hires DR.COX to get TACO BELL DOG outta the coma. TACO BELL DOG attacks MIKE MCNANNER using his vicious teeth. CINGULAR MASCOT strikes JOHN PINKERTON with lightning. Now it's MIKE MCNANNER versus all of MARFIN'S employees.
MIKE MCNANNER straps a bomb to his stomach. He jumps and kills himslef along with MARFIN'S employees!
DR.COX who is not part of my four employees, and MARIO wonder what to do now that everybody except them is dead or taking a break, like OHK. MARFIN hires REGIS PHILBIN to stab STERENCE88 in the shoulder. - 22 HT points!
H44WP uses supreme godly powers to make A SANDWiCH! A SANDWiCH uses smelling good on MARFIN. MARFIn tempted to eat A SANDWiCH.
PATRICK goes on a break. No attacking me or my Thwomp!
MARFIN almost eats SANDWICH but restrains becuase he is on a diet. MARFIN hires DIET to rip off all of SANDWICH'S fat! SANDWICH less tasty! -17 HT pts! MARFIN gets DR.COX to kill SOCK by tearing it into shreds!
H44WP uses freeze time! MARFIn can't summon, attack or move for 2 minutes! H44WP summons 300 soldiers from the movie: 300.
H44WP: Soldiers, what is out perofeesion?!
SOLDIERS: HUH HUH!
MARIO gets an army of, um...MICROPHONES to vanguish 300 soldiers! One MICROPHONE stabs a soldier in the neck! Now 299!
SOLDIERS use mega spear on MARIO! MARIO stabbed 299 times by the same spear. MARIO dead.
DR.COX throws 89 peices of Tylenol into a SOLDIER'S mouth! He dies of overdosage. 298!
SOLDIERS sing into the army of MICROPHONES! Their horrible voice demeans all the MICROPHONES.
MARFIN tells REGIS to kick a buncha soldiers in the face! His shoes that are made of death kills 10 o' them! 288!
MARFIN wonders why everybody suddenly stopped battling for 2 hours even though it was 5:45 PM or something last time I posted.
MARFIN hires Kuna the wolf to rip a SOLDIER'S leg off! 297! MARFIN hires a supa group of 4 people for later use! POISON LENNY,GREEN GLOB,GAGERT JUMDAFENCE, and ELIZABETH CHENEY come! ELIZABETH has come to avenge her father's death!
SOLDIERS ask ELIZABETH on a date! She gets so confused on which on to choose her head explodes!
HOMSARDUDE enters the battle and kills Green Glob with 1000 yeats of Death.
H44WP uses battery licking contest to make HOMSARDUDE join forces
PATRICK declares his break over and hires DAN FORTESQUE
DAN FORTESQUE uses Lightning on HOMSARDUDE.
HOMSARDUDE uses a toilet paper sheild and hires EXODIA to kill DAN FORTESQUE
OHKT kills EXODIA.
PATRICK hires RANDOM MAN.
RANDOM MAN uses Random Explosion on HOMSARDUDE.
POISON LENNY uses staple shive on RANDOM MAN. RANDOM MAN severly injured.
HOMESTAR TIGER bounds on the walls.
HOMESTAR TIGER hires HUTCH.
NOXIGAR enters battle. NOXIGAR hires E-102 Gamma.
E-102 Gamma steals OHKT's megahurtz.
HOME2DASTAR123 hires TOAD.
TOAD breaks E-102 Gamma's gun with his big mushroom head. E-102 Gamma slightly hurt.
H44WP hires Ultra Coach Z to Ultra butt pat Toad. Toad severely butt patted.
HOME2DASTAR123 hires SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
SONIC spins into E-102 and makes his head asplode.
E-102 turns into a guy named Crusader and dies.
TOAD recovers from butt-pat and shoots HUTCH. HUTCH severly hurt.
HOME2DASTAR123: Stupid rabbit-person-thing!
NOXIGAR: Go, Empoleon!
Noxigar got an Empoleon to the field.
Empoleon used Aerial Ace on Toad.
Toad sliced in half!
Empoleon uses Aqua Jet on Sonic the Hedgehog. Empoleon's Aqua Jet sent Sonic to an aquarium. Sonic drowns.
HOME2DASTAR123: Nooooooooo!!!! You killed my favorite video game guys!
HOME2DASTAR123 hires MANIAC IN A SPEEDO.
MANIAC IN A SPEEDO slices Empoleon in half! EMPOLEON dead!
Quagsire takes Empoleon's place in battle.
Quagsire used Earthquake and buries Ultra Coach Z and Maniac in a Speedo alive.
THE DESTROYER appears and kills everyone for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds before they all come back to life.
Okay then? H44WP uses sammich smash on QUAGSIRE. HE DEAD
THE DESTROYER summons a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) nerd.
STERRENCE88 comes back alive and summons "A Pup Named Scooby Doo"
A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO jumps on the RANDOM MAN'S head and gets into random schnaningans. He dead lol.
OHKT kills A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO.
Noxigar summons E-123 Omega. E-123 Omega shoots the OHKT with homing 4x4 missiles. All 16 missiles hit OHKT.
THE DESTROYER:D&D NERD, SUMMON A ORC!
{5 hours later}
THE DESTROYER:areyoufinishedrollingthosediceyet?!?!
THE DESTROYER sucsessfuly summons an Orc with a zombie bonus; if he is killed, he will come back to life.
THE DESTROYER commands the Orc to eat and kill E-123 Omega.
NO MORE SORROW joins in and summons the Master Chief.
NO MORE SORROW: ...And you'll get your money when you win! Now go get 'em!
MASTER CHIEF: YES SIR! {Jumps in Sandbox-hog and takes off.}
NOXIGAR summons Silver the Hedgehog.
Silver the Hedgehog uses his psychokinesis to make the Zombie Orc collide with Regis Philbin. They both fall off a cliff and die.
PATRICK: Noxigar, you killed my Thwomp! How dare you do that! {punches Noxigar} Come on, fight back! {slaps Noxigar} Come on you little so and so! {punches, slaps, and kicks Noxigar in the gut} Is that all you got? {punches, backhands, and uppercuts Noxigar} Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? {elbows, punches, and kicks Noxigar} Whaddya think this is, you little placemat? {slaps Noxigar} A diaper show? {punches Noxigar in the stomach} It's not a diaper show. {punches Noxigar in the stomach} I think that's pretty obvious. {elbows Noxigar to knock him down and out for the next 3 turns}
Silver the Hedgehog mind-controls Patrick to instead fight The Destroyer.
PATRICK: Mind control doesn't work on me! {punches Silver the Hedgehog out}
Silver mind-controls Master Chief to fight Patrick.
PATRICK: {punches Master Cheif out and punches Silver out for good}
{Master Chief wakes up.}
MASTER CHIEF: Why you little! {Pulls out a shotgun at Sliver's dead body.} Oh. Ok. {Puts the shotgun in his holster.} Thanks Pat.
Noxigar summons Shadow the Hedgehog.
NOXIGAR: All your base are belong to me!
Shadow uses Chaos Control to freeze time and attack Master Chief by surprise with just one Homing Attack, which sends him flying off of the ring. Master Chief has been Ring Out'd!
PATRICK: You're not that cool, Shadow! {takes brass knuckles and punches Shadow out for good}
MARFIN sends POISON LENNY to posion HUTCH. HUTCH gets stabbed by movie reviews. Movie reviews was hired by MARFIN.
MARFIN waits for a response. He hires ULTRA MARZIPAN just in case.
PATRICK hires SCORPION (from Mortal Kombat). SCORPION burns ULTRA MARZIPAN. She dead. Toasty!
MARFIN hires a rabid dog to give Patrick uncurable diabetese?
