You wake up with everyone

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After you assisted to a wild and wacky party at the Khazan Grounds, you wake up the next morning nude, with a horrible hangover, fuzzy memories of what happened, and in the middle of a huge room full of sleeping, naked people. Everyone from the Negima cast to Spider-Man's villains to the Endless to Superdick to the Street Fighters to the Seinfeld cast to everyone in between is there. Looks like the party went a wee bit too wild.
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The door is open at the other side of the room. But you have to walk to it around the sleeping masses to get to it.
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==Notable Posts==
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I get ready to die, that's what!
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DOOM: "DOOM DID IT...WITH THE BEYONDER!?"
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Reed: "Damn, Doom REALLY did it wth the Beyonder!"
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Susan: "Honey, exactly who is THAT!?" *points at the female form under Reed*
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Reed: *Looks down to find a nekkid blonde* Uhmm...I think it's...
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Urd: "Crap, he did it with MARA."
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Reed: "SHXXXXXXXXTT!!!"
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Belldandy*still tangled up with Tenchi*: "Urd, maybe you should look over there..."
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Urd: *looks over to her left, and finds YUJIRO HANMA* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
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Yujiro: "So am I the strongest creature in the world, or what?"
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Urd: "YOU WISH!"
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Yujiro: *electrified to death*
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- T51R
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I can imagine the LT...
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LT*inner monologue*: A universe of pure chaos, a veritable...sea of it! What...being could have spawned this, for such is impossible save for the one whom I serve. Perhaps I should investigate, for this cannot be...*begins to enter the universe of chaos, when suddenly there is a womanly scream*
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LT: "Have my ears decieved me? Could there be, in this vastness of nithing perhaps one similar to myself? A scream of alarm...shall I go to that being and offer my assistance? Would it upset the balance of..."
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L-Sama*brandishing shovel*: "HEY! YOU! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, PERVERT THAT'S MY VAGINA YOU JUST STUCK YOUR GRUBBY HAND INTO!"
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LT: "Oh...f*ck."
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- T51R
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Tenchi, Keiichi and Keitaro wake up naked with each other.
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Tenchi: Awkward
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Keiichi: Uncomfortable silence.
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Keitaro: This never happened.
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Then, every female character from their series shows up, taking pictures, crying in disappointment, flexing muscles to beat them up, fantasizing the whole thing in their head, and all soon join the crowd of Yaoi fan girls, the rest of whom they have to beat off with many large sticks, and then.....
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Negi: Hey, what's going *wakes up between Tenchi, K1, and Kei.*
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TKK: ZOMFG!!!!!
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Yaoi fan girls and harem characaters: SQUEEEEEEE!!!!! *Die of blood loss via nose.*
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- Player 0
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Superboy(Kon):I AM. THE. GREATEST. All of you bow down to be.
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robin:And your happy why?
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SB:Because Beak Brain I woke up to Wonder Girl,Donna Troy and Starfire. No, no. No Need for Applause. Now where's Black Tom's pimp Cane? That will ceterfy my pimpery.
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- KingEli
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Batman: I seem to be in the body of Mork from Ork.
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Charlie Brown: See, I told everybody that telepathsy are supposed to have a three drink cut-off, but no! I hate it when this stuff happens.
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Batman: Charlie Brown?
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Charlie: What? No, I'm suposed to be Cyclops! Where the heck is my body anyway.
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Aquaman: Ah, over there passed out. I think That Jean chick and White Queen were taking turns swapping bodies with it and making out with each other or something.
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Deadpool: I'm not sure if I'm realy disturbed by that or turned on. of course right now I just want to know who's underwear was in my mouth when I woke up.
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Blob: umm... that would be mine.
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Deadpool: Okay. This has officially become the third worst day in my life. Can I get a volunteer to drag me out back and shoot me?
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Punisher: No problem. I just need to find my clothes first.
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Tenchi: umm... big skull and spandex? I'm wearing them right now.
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Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy want pants too!
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Thanos: HAHAHA! Everything has gone according to my master plan yet again! *puts his arm around Lady death* except for this strange burning sensation in my groin.
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me: okay. This is a dream. Please let this be a dream. Please
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Morpheus: I keep telling myself that, and it keeps not working.
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- Alan2099
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"This is all your fault, isn't it, Clark!?" the Goddamn Batman screamed at an unflinching Superdick, who just stayed there looking bored and aloof. "Admit it! This all your goddamn fingerprints all over it! Who else but you could have come up with something so...".
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Near there, Black Mage whistled to himself feigning innocence as he discretely was hiding a bottle of pills he had used in the punch the night before. Luckily for him, everyone else was too busy to notice that.
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"Let's see, now..." Lionel Hutz grinned to himself, taking notes and making calculations on a small notebook. "In only a few months, I'll get rich handling all those trials about fatherhoods...".
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"There is only one way we can solve this and wash our collective honor!" the Princess of Seyruun noted aloud after sobbing a few tears back, rising a finger hard. "For the ultimate good of Justice! MASS WEDDING!".
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"YOU AREN'T HELPING AT ALL WITH THAT, AMELIA!!" Lina Inverse yelled furiously at her.
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Manga Ranma and Anime Ranma stared uncomfortably at each other.
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"Well..." Manga Ranma began, scratching his head, "... that was... odd... wasn't it?" he looked at his bare feet.
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"Uh, yeah..." Anime Ranma fumbled around. "But... I'm... kinda glad that, if it had to happen with anyone... at least it happened with you...".
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"Oh, Ranma..." Manga Ranma sighed.
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"Ranma..." Anime Ranma sighed as well, taking his hand.
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"BUT YOU MUST DO IT!!" A desperate Rind was claiming to Superboy Prime. "Come on!! Punch the timeline so this never happened! DO IT!!".
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"Sorry, but I won't" the young superhuman shook his head categorically. "Not if it means losing this chance I had to meet the love of my life". He turned around and grabbed Kaworu Nagisa's hands, smiling warmly at him. "Isn't that right, Kaworu-kun?".
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"Whatever you say, Clark-kun...".
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- Overmaster
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After a long time of bitter silence, everyone looks at Wally West. Then they snicker.
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Urd: Well... at least we finally got to verify you truly ARE the fastest man in the Omniverse.
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Flash (breaking down): It isn't funny, people! It's a curse! A curse, I tell you, *Sob, sob*!
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- Overmaster
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Yeah. That "fastest man" joke is getting old. C'mon, Wally can even vibrate. He's a walking pleasure device and hardly anyone praises him for it.
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- nervmeister

Revision as of 07:21, 22 October 2006

After you assisted to a wild and wacky party at the Khazan Grounds, you wake up the next morning nude, with a horrible hangover, fuzzy memories of what happened, and in the middle of a huge room full of sleeping, naked people. Everyone from the Negima cast to Spider-Man's villains to the Endless to Superdick to the Street Fighters to the Seinfeld cast to everyone in between is there. Looks like the party went a wee bit too wild.

The door is open at the other side of the room. But you have to walk to it around the sleeping masses to get to it.

Notable Posts

I get ready to die, that's what!

DOOM: "DOOM DID IT...WITH THE BEYONDER!?"

Reed: "Damn, Doom REALLY did it wth the Beyonder!"

Susan: "Honey, exactly who is THAT!?" *points at the female form under Reed*

Reed: *Looks down to find a nekkid blonde* Uhmm...I think it's...

Urd: "Crap, he did it with MARA."

Reed: "SHXXXXXXXXTT!!!"

Belldandy*still tangled up with Tenchi*: "Urd, maybe you should look over there..."

Urd: *looks over to her left, and finds YUJIRO HANMA* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

Yujiro: "So am I the strongest creature in the world, or what?"

Urd: "YOU WISH!"

Yujiro: *electrified to death*

- T51R


I can imagine the LT...

LT*inner monologue*: A universe of pure chaos, a veritable...sea of it! What...being could have spawned this, for such is impossible save for the one whom I serve. Perhaps I should investigate, for this cannot be...*begins to enter the universe of chaos, when suddenly there is a womanly scream*

LT: "Have my ears decieved me? Could there be, in this vastness of nithing perhaps one similar to myself? A scream of alarm...shall I go to that being and offer my assistance? Would it upset the balance of..."

L-Sama*brandishing shovel*: "HEY! YOU! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF, PERVERT THAT'S MY VAGINA YOU JUST STUCK YOUR GRUBBY HAND INTO!"

LT: "Oh...f*ck."

- T51R


Tenchi, Keiichi and Keitaro wake up naked with each other.

Tenchi: Awkward

Keiichi: Uncomfortable silence.

Keitaro: This never happened.

Then, every female character from their series shows up, taking pictures, crying in disappointment, flexing muscles to beat them up, fantasizing the whole thing in their head, and all soon join the crowd of Yaoi fan girls, the rest of whom they have to beat off with many large sticks, and then.....

Negi: Hey, what's going *wakes up between Tenchi, K1, and Kei.*

TKK: ZOMFG!!!!!

Yaoi fan girls and harem characaters: SQUEEEEEEE!!!!! *Die of blood loss via nose.*

- Player 0


Superboy(Kon):I AM. THE. GREATEST. All of you bow down to be.

robin:And your happy why?

SB:Because Beak Brain I woke up to Wonder Girl,Donna Troy and Starfire. No, no. No Need for Applause. Now where's Black Tom's pimp Cane? That will ceterfy my pimpery.

- KingEli


Batman: I seem to be in the body of Mork from Ork.

Charlie Brown: See, I told everybody that telepathsy are supposed to have a three drink cut-off, but no! I hate it when this stuff happens.

Batman: Charlie Brown?

Charlie: What? No, I'm suposed to be Cyclops! Where the heck is my body anyway.

Aquaman: Ah, over there passed out. I think That Jean chick and White Queen were taking turns swapping bodies with it and making out with each other or something.

Deadpool: I'm not sure if I'm realy disturbed by that or turned on. of course right now I just want to know who's underwear was in my mouth when I woke up.

Blob: umm... that would be mine.

Deadpool: Okay. This has officially become the third worst day in my life. Can I get a volunteer to drag me out back and shoot me?

Punisher: No problem. I just need to find my clothes first.

Tenchi: umm... big skull and spandex? I'm wearing them right now.

Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy want pants too!

Thanos: HAHAHA! Everything has gone according to my master plan yet again! *puts his arm around Lady death* except for this strange burning sensation in my groin.

me: okay. This is a dream. Please let this be a dream. Please

Morpheus: I keep telling myself that, and it keeps not working.

- Alan2099


"This is all your fault, isn't it, Clark!?" the Goddamn Batman screamed at an unflinching Superdick, who just stayed there looking bored and aloof. "Admit it! This all your goddamn fingerprints all over it! Who else but you could have come up with something so...".

Near there, Black Mage whistled to himself feigning innocence as he discretely was hiding a bottle of pills he had used in the punch the night before. Luckily for him, everyone else was too busy to notice that.

"Let's see, now..." Lionel Hutz grinned to himself, taking notes and making calculations on a small notebook. "In only a few months, I'll get rich handling all those trials about fatherhoods...".

"There is only one way we can solve this and wash our collective honor!" the Princess of Seyruun noted aloud after sobbing a few tears back, rising a finger hard. "For the ultimate good of Justice! MASS WEDDING!".

"YOU AREN'T HELPING AT ALL WITH THAT, AMELIA!!" Lina Inverse yelled furiously at her.

Manga Ranma and Anime Ranma stared uncomfortably at each other.

"Well..." Manga Ranma began, scratching his head, "... that was... odd... wasn't it?" he looked at his bare feet.

"Uh, yeah..." Anime Ranma fumbled around. "But... I'm... kinda glad that, if it had to happen with anyone... at least it happened with you...".

"Oh, Ranma..." Manga Ranma sighed.

"Ranma..." Anime Ranma sighed as well, taking his hand.

"BUT YOU MUST DO IT!!" A desperate Rind was claiming to Superboy Prime. "Come on!! Punch the timeline so this never happened! DO IT!!".

"Sorry, but I won't" the young superhuman shook his head categorically. "Not if it means losing this chance I had to meet the love of my life". He turned around and grabbed Kaworu Nagisa's hands, smiling warmly at him. "Isn't that right, Kaworu-kun?".

"Whatever you say, Clark-kun...".

- Overmaster


After a long time of bitter silence, everyone looks at Wally West. Then they snicker.

Urd: Well... at least we finally got to verify you truly ARE the fastest man in the Omniverse.

Flash (breaking down): It isn't funny, people! It's a curse! A curse, I tell you, *Sob, sob*!

- Overmaster


Yeah. That "fastest man" joke is getting old. C'mon, Wally can even vibrate. He's a walking pleasure device and hardly anyone praises him for it.

- nervmeister

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