Editing The aftermath of "You wake up with everyone"

Now we all remember way back when someone made the thread 'You wake up with everyone.' Now it quickly surmised by all in involved of they did last night. As the akward silence elongates and all gather scattered clothing, someone points out a crucial detail.

"Did any of use protection?"

==Notable Posts==

"All the clincs in all the known multiverse are booked. For weeks, People have to get every known test, and doctors are constantly having to make up test for STDS they didnt know existed, Gamma herpes for example. Wolvies regen burns itself out trying to heal, and those with weak immune systems die before they get to the clinic.

Naturally pregancny test and abortions run rampant. Sue has to explain to reed why their new child resembles tony. Thanos finally nailed death, and celebrates, despite remembering none of it, L-sama is avoiding galactus's calls and trying to schedule an abortion.

Wade, booster, and blue beetle video taped it and sold it throughout the universe, only to remember that they didnt delete the scenes with them in it. Especially the Wade/Washu part.

Izumi is pissed. And doom is calling his tailor to make a deadpool skin suit.

Among other things." - Miburohunter929


"9 months later...

Clark Kent paced around the halls of the Mercy Hospital nervously, all the while muttering the Dexter's Dad song from Dexter's Laboratory. 'My goodness, my gracious, when will this be done? Will I have a Supergirl or will I have a Superson?'

'Oh, for the love of...' Olliver Queen finally groaned, stopping reading his Daily Bugle with the 'Deadbeat Spider-Man denies lovechild with the Enchantress' headline. 'Stop with that already, Clark. You've been doing it for the last two hours, and we're getting sick of it!'

'Yeah, I'm sure Minerva will be allright, but you gotta have patience,' Drake Mallard, aka Darkwing Duck nodded quietly, going through a Gas Guns and Ammo Monthly himself. 'If its' a litter, the babies... puppies... whatever, will take longer to come out all' Then he looked at another door, and his break trembled just slightly. 'Then again, I understand your pain... the tension of what may be happening with Jo and Sei in there is killing me too...'

Then, Dr. 'Black Jack' Hazama came out of one of the delivery rooms taking his gloves off, and trying to relax even if only for a short while; the last days had been very taxing indeed, with hours and hours of nonstop work. 

'Well, it's a baby boy, Mr. Kerr, congratulations!' he addressed to the white faced, green haired man sitting near the door reading a book of the Gekiganger 3 manga.

'Yay!' The Joker cheered raising his gloved hands into the air. 'I think I'll call him Brucie!'

Sitting next to her new brother-in-law, Skuld shot him a deadly icy glare. 'If not for Oneesan, I'd stuck another dozen of Skuld Bombs down your throat right now, freak...'

Standing in a corner, arms crossed, Piccolo snorted to himself. 'In moments like this, I'm really happy to be an asexual being who reproduces only by spitting out copies of myself'

'You still got in the ass that night, though, member?' Bender chuckled to him, cruelly. A second after, his head rolled on the floor. It humphed, 'Well, excuse me for reminding you of the painful truth, mister, but that won't make it to go away!'

'Wrongest scenario posting, ever,' the Comic Book Guy sighed, craddling his newborn son in his arms. One with the facial features of a Morlock." - Overmaster